This is an au where you aren't murderers or creepypastas

Let's just say all the Creepypastas live in a diff country ;p

Jeff: Why the fuck can't we text police

Jeff: let's just say there's a murderer in ur house and you're hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can't call the police because the murderer might hear you

Masky: Here in Canada you can

Jane: Here in England we just... Scream and run

BEN: Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Y/N: Here in Australia you are the murderer