BEN: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because it's dead

Jeff: Too soon

Y/N: How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Sally: WHAT

Liu: A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?"

Liu: The horse replies "my wife has terminal cancer"

Eyeless Jack: Whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?

Eyeless Jack: The holocaust

Toby: Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Toby: He got hit by a truck