Yes I meant to put an s

Sally dressed as a Goomba: where is Mario?

Y/n dressed as Mario: he doesn't exist

*BEN smells y/n's neck*

Y/n: SMELL MY NECK ONE MORE TIME MOTHERFUCKER I DARE YOU

Y/n working at McDonald's

Customer: can I have a happy meal

Y/n: get it yourself you lazy capitalist

Y/n: *buys a sonic and hitler (wait what) action figure and puts them together*

Y/n: top ten most wanted anime crossovers

Y/n: *looks at trash can*

Y/n: I think I've found the Undertale fandom

*y/n and Jane fighting*

Y/n: I WILL STOMP ON YOUR VAGINA

Y/n: *editing a sign on street*

Y/n: *is done* perfect

Sign: YEET ON POLICE

*y/n at furry con*

Y/n: this is the worst experience of my entire life

Person: *dead bc stabbed by y/n*

Y/n: Despacito has betrayed you

Y/n as a doctor

Y/n: I diagnose you with die

Y/n as a teacher

Y/n: today we will learn how to eat kids

Y/n: *driving a rainbow car*

Y/n: I'm driving a gay

Y/n as a farmer

Person: *talks*

Y/n: Nigga don't talk go back to growing my crops

Y/n: *dressed as a skeleton*

Y/n: guys look I'm xxxtentacion

Y/n: *dressed as a dog*

Y/n: *goes in street*

Y/n: RUN ME OVER

Sally: *does something weird lmao idk xd*

BEN: that's not weird

Y/n: but you are (idk if I did this already)

Y/n as a 911 operator

Y/n: *gets a call*

Y/n: Hello this is 911 what is your urgent request

Y/n: what do you mean your getting stabbed

Y/n: people can't do that that is wrong

Police Officer: hello do you know why I stopped you today

Y/n: because I let you