Irl scenarios

Masky: It's so dark out tonight..

Y/N: Don't worry I got this!

Y/N: *stomps her light up sketchers*

Masky: Why are you like this?

BEN: Where do you keep your valuables

Y/N: In my closet

BEN: *opens closet* It's just a picture of me

Y/N: You're valuable bro

BEN: *tearing up* bro

BEN: All I want for Christmas is you

Y/N: Ok

*Later*

Y/N: *is wrapped up in wrapping paper and a tag that says To: BEN

BEN: ...

Y/N: *sits in park*

BEN: *walks to Y/N*

BEN: hey man do you have the best stuff for me?

Y/N: *gives BEN a mirror*

BEN: hey that's me

Y/N: yeah dude you are the best to me

BEN: *starts crying* thanks bro

Jane: Hey do you have a bag I can borrow?

Y/N: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence,

Jane: Literally all you had to do was say no.

Masky: What is the one thing I told you not to do

Y/N: burn the mansion down

Masky: and what did you do

Y/N: made everyone dinner

Masky: ...

Y/N: ...

Masky: ...

Y/N: and burnt the mansion down

BEN: *le flirting with Y/N*

Y/N: *staring at BEN silently*

Jane: You're really quiet today, Y/N

Y/N: *still staring* Nobody plans a murder out loud

BEN and Toby: *having a staring contest*

Y/N: *opens a soda can*

BEN: *still staring* we're having a staring contest

Y/N: I'm having a soda

Toby: Why is your back covered with scratches?

Y/N: *flashbacks to Jane telling them to leave the raccoon alone*

Y/N: I scratched my back against bark

Toby: ???????????

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