BEN: Haha you were soooo drunk last night

CP/N: What??? no I wasn't!

BEN: Dude you ran up to this huge biker guy with a beard and shouted "hagrid!!!! you're real!"

CP/N: Oh shit. what did he do?

BEN: Hugged you.

CP/N: Ah. that explains the faint scent of smoke on my jacket.