Eyeless Jack: And God said unto Abraham, "Abraham."

Eyeless Jack: And Abraham replied, "What."

Jane: God said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Y/N: And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek."

Y/N: To which they responded, "Gay."

BEN: And thus, God made Eve. And she was bammin' slammin' bootylicious.

Jeff: See you all in Hell