CP/N: MMMMMMM E.J. I GOT A NICKNAME FOR U

Eyeless Jack: You already have too much nicknames for me.

CP/N: too bad

Eyeless Jack: Fine, What is it?

CP/N: grey smurf

Eyeless Jack: ...........

CP/N: grey smurf?

Eyeless Jack: Never call me that again or I swear I will eat your kidneys.

CP/N: ok but you have to grant me a wish now bc that's what grey smurfs do

Eyeless Jack: No, and I'm coming for you tonight.

CP/N: oh really? ;)

Eyeless Jack: Pervert.