ME : OMG, OMG, OMG, TWO ANNOUNCEMENTS

JANE : oh?

ME : WE NEED TO PLAN A FUNERAL AND...

ME : I. Have. A. Senpai.

ME : Kill me. Kill me before its too late.

ME : Plan my second funeral, too...

JANE : o.o

ME :

*drops to knees*

JANE : Jfc

ME : Insert knife here --> ❤

*whispers* Kkkkkkkkiiiilllll mmmmeeeeee