LJ : If Peter threw a triangle out of a car that was going 153 miles per hour, how many souls did John get for 7 cupcakes. (Last week's math test)

JANE : If a soul is worth 3 cupcakes, 2?

ME : Cupcakes are worth 5 souls so 1.

SCARECROW : Omg, do you dip your hair in blood every night?

ME : Every other night. Every night will bring out the demons.

CLOCKWORK : Do u warm the blood?

ME : Nah, I like it straight from the eyeball.

CLOCKWORK : Of a baby, child, or adult?

ME : Toddlers. I like it when they struggle.

SCARECROW : Why don't you let the demons come out? Demons are fun :D

ME : they're super fun. Plus, they're the best at Headbanz. Its just that they keep wanting me to sacrifice you guys to... Some guy...

LJ : Satan?

ME : No, some guy named Stan

(Don't ask me what I just wrote cuz I don't even know :/)