ME : Kill me so I don't have to go to school tomorrow. PLEASE ;-;

MASKY : What happened???

ME : So you know how my class is the loudest and most obnoxious in school?

MASKY : Yeah...

ME : Well, the one moment that my class decided to be silent, my stomach decided to sing like a dying whale

MASKY : I TOLD YOU YA SHOULD'VE TAKEN BREAKFAST

ME :  ಥ_ಥ kill me