NIGHTMARE ALLY : I think I like EJ

SLENDERMAN : I don't...

ME : ...

NIGHTMARE ALLY : But daddy...

SLENDERMAN : What do that eyeless boy and I have in common?

ME : Y'all are both eyeless ._.

SLENDERMAN : I'm not talking a out facial features -_-

ME : we weren't talking about facial features

SLENDERMAN : ?

ME : how can we talk about facial features when you don't have a face..

NIGHTMARE ALLY : *blows horn* OHHHHHHHHH

SLENDERMAN : EJ and Lazari r dating, idiot

NIGHTMARE ALLY : D: