(A/N : OMG, I wrote this yesterday but forgot to publish it 😣)

ME : I got in a car accident

SLENDER : WHAT HAPPENED?!

ME : So I was driving, minding my own business...

SLENDER : OK, and...

ME : And then this dough bag hot me!

SLENDER : Humans are idiots -.-

ME : Yeah...

ME : OH! And I forgot to mention that I may or may not have stopped in the middle of the road :/

SLENDER : WHAT, WHY?!?!?!

ME : THERE WAS A PIKACHU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, I COULDN'T HIT HIM

ME : AND I DIDN'T EVEN END UP CATCHING HIM!!! D:

ME : but, YOLO, am I right?

SLENDWR : O.o

ME : OMG, I almost cried reading my last text, I'm so sorry