(A/N : I'm thinking of writing a Creepypasta RP book when I hit the 50th text message. I'll still update this one, don't worry. Anyone wanna join?)

ME : Hi

LAZARI : Y r u txting me? We're in the same room.

ME : Pinkamena is here 2

LAZARI : so?

ME : everyone knows we hate each other

LAZARI : y?

ME : that's a story for another time, my friend

ME : I mean, just look at her

LAZARI : Wat is she doing?

ME : look at her over there, breathing n sh**