SLENDER : Hey, have you ever gone to church, BEN?

ME : oml

SLENDER : What?

ME : U texted him while he was watching porn

SLENDER : O.o

JANE : U texted that so casually, wow xD

BEN : How did u know???!! :0

ME : Ur in the kitchen and I literally just say next to u without u noticing

ME : *sat

SLENDER : U just had to do it in the kitchen >_>

JANE : WE EAT FOOD IN THERE, OMG

SLENDER : BEN, you need Jesus..

(Lord, please cleanse my sins 🙏)