Y/n talks about robbing people part 2

Y/n: so I was thinking something

Y/n: if you take a poo

Y/n: do you rob yourself?

Jane: I hate you so much—

BEN: this is the dumbest bit

BEN: this but has lasted for way to long

BEN: please

Y/n: but do you though?

Y/n: like Idk

BEN: I don't want to know

Y/n: I think so

Y/n: maybe

*few minutes later*

Y/n: how much energy do you think it costs to rob someone

Jane: AAAAAA

Y/n: like if a robbery takes to long do you rob yourself from energy

Jane: oml ima go to the bathroom

BEN, laughing: what is the netgain of a robbery

Y/n: I know??? Like

BEN: that's the question

Y/n: if a robbery takes to long is it really worth the money

Y/n: so what if you rob someone and you actually and they don't have something??

Y/n: and then you gain nothing like you're stabbing obviously as you would but you gain nothing, your knife is now slightly y'know degraded in quality

Jane: I'm back

BEN: anyways back to the robbery

Y/n: yeah so we were talking right

BEN: so we were talking about the netgain of a robbery

Y/n: well you see, let's start thinking about the positives and the negatives

BEN: the positives is you get money

Y/n: yeah the positive is you get money but the negative is you injure your knife if you stab them

BEN: injure your knife?

Jane: man I hate it when my knife gets injured

BEN: I hate it when my knife gets injured when I stab someone

Jane: it just really pisses me off my knife getting injured

BEN: but the durability, I need mending on this knife if I'm gonna keep robbing people (Minecraft reference ykyk?)

Y/n: ok so let's talk about that, if you rob someone how much experience would that give (now moving onto Minecraft—)

Jane: when you kill someone that's at least level 100

Y/n: it's gotta at least repair your knife right?

Y/n: it's gotta at least help the mending

Y/n: I think like it would definitely like— what do you guys think about seveteen?

BEN: about what?

Y/n: like seventeen levels

BEN: about seventeen levels of every successful robberies

Y/n: yeah, obviously depending on how much their weight, their gender and age but

BEN: that is not— no— that is— oh boy

BEN: we're not gonna go into that subject let's not do that

Y/n: what do you mean

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