SADIE S: Slendeh Scissormouth stole mah dick ;-;

SLENDER: ??? Is there something u need to tell me???

SADIE S: I mean my dildo

SADIE S: She's using it as a microphone ;----;

SLENDER: Dafuq? Who else is with you guys?

SADIE S: LJ be laffin his a*s off as usual

SLENDER: Tell him to fake a heart attack

SADIE S: ???

SLENDER: candy eatin fata*s gone eat too much candy

5 MINUTES LATER...

SADIE S: I did it. Scissor is buying it.

SLENDER: Now sneak up on her and take the dick.

10 MINUTES LATER...

SADIE S: I TRIED BUT SHE THREW THE DICK RIGHT AT MAH FACE. MAH BEAUTIFUL FACE.

SADIE S: AND SCISSOR DIDNT BELIEVE LJ WAS ACTUALLY HAVIN A HEART ATTACK

SLENDER: Dammit

SADIE S: Now what do I do?? D':

SLENDER: Take a dip in some nice, lukewarm holy water

SLENDER: And tell LJ his lolli suckin a*s gone need some acting lessons

(A/N: 👆🏾wat even?)