Jane: y/n have you seen my copy of the greatest move of all time?

Y/n: 17 again?

Jane: yeah

Y/n: pretty sure it fell in the hole

Jane: what hole?

Jane: *looks down*

Jane: OH MY GOD

Jane: what is that?

Y/n: it's a hole

Jane: yeah I can see that

Jane: what's it doing there?

Y/n: well I woke up this morning

Y/n: *SLURPS coffee/tea/hot chocolate/etc*

Y/n: then there was a hole

Jane: what are you gonna do about it?

Y/n: well I put a rug over it

Y/n: yeah it fell in the hole

Jane: should we call the police or something?

Y/n: oh yeah I called the police yeah

Jane: well where are they?

Y/n: they're in the hole

Jane: *looks around*

Jane: where is your dog/cat?

Y/n: ...

Jane: y/n where is your dog/cat?!

Y/n: she's/he's taking a nap

Jane: oh where are they taking a nap?

Y/n: in the hole

Jane: god!

Jane: how deep even is this thing?! (That's what she said)

Jane: *goes over to y/n and grabs their mug*

Jane: *drops it in the hole*

Y/n: that was my favorite mug

Y/n: now it's in the hole

Jane: y/n do you even know what this is?

Jane: like for all we could know it could be an inter dimensional wormhole or a gateway to hell or

Jane: y/n?

Jane: y/n?!

Jane: *looks in hole*

Jane: YYYYY/NNNNN!!

Y/n: hey what's up I got a snack *eats f/s*

Jane: y/n will you please take this seriously

*suddenly a hand comes out of the hole lol idk*

Jane: AAAAH

Y/n: *gets a gun out of nowhere and shoots it*

Jane: what was that?!

Y/n: hole person

Jane: where did it come from?!

Y/n: ...

Jane: right the hole yeah

Jane: girl why are you being so calm about this?!

Y/n: I'm more worried about the space octopus

Jane: what space octopus?

Y/n: *looks at the hole in the wall*

Jane: *gets grabbed by it* AAH

Y/n: that one

Y/n: *puts hand in hoodie pocket and feels something and takes it out and it's 17 again*

Y/n: oh here it is

Y/n: *drops it*

Y/n: oh shit