Sally: dear lord thank you for this bountiful feast in which we are about to receive as we stand at the precipice of our own extinction maybe find comfort in our final moments one last time as a family amen

Slenderman: so kids how was your last day at school

Sally: in prayer group we put our crosses in our bodies

Y/n: I told everyone to get FUCKED

Slenderman: Y/n!

Pinkamena: where

Y/n: and then I stabbed a kid

Sally: well at least three of us are getting into heaven

Slenderman: she's right Y/n we picked a religion

Y/n: Satanism is a religion and I told you my name is Cp/n

Pinkamena: my name is hungry nom nom nom

Slenderman: elbows off the goddamn table this is literally the last time I'm gonna tell you this

Sally: *sign language: have fun in hell*

Y/n: *kicks her under the table*

Sally: ow!

Slenderman: what just happened?

Sally: she kicked me!

Y/n: I kicked her right in the pussy

Pinkamena: *snorts*

Slenderman: damn it Y/n!

Y/n: Cp/n

Slenderman: damn it Y/n Y/n Y/n

Pinkamena: I'm gonna die with so many regrets

Sally: me too I've never made love

Y/n: I regret not being adopted

Slenderman: oh you are

Y/n: what

Y/n: this food tastes like a pigeons asshole

3 minutes later

Sally: we're not alone

Y/n: I can't stop eating my fingers

Slenderman: I'm discovering a new color

Pinkamena: poop is coming out of my asshole right it's done

Y/n: why was I adopted slendy

Sally: *talks in demonic language*

Pinkamena: poop has come out

Sally: *slams head on table*

Pinkamena: it was nice knowing you assholes