Ok so not to be rude to my friend or anything but it annoys me

I think he's faking being murdered

The thing that made me suspicious was that he said, "Wait... why does he have a whiskey bottle?" I mean why would you put dots and say that and they refuse to call the police and then they say that their manager(the supposed murderer) is cutting their internet wires

It just seems fake to me

And they're using grammar.. I don't think people use grammar when they're about to be murdered