(Flashback)

Lazari: (walking down the hall) I'm hungry. Aha! I hope Jack (EJ) has some kidneys or corpses for me (skips to Jack's bedroom and sees him kissing Ani)

Jack (EJ): (sees Lazari) L-Laz?!

Lazari: (gets teary-eyed) H-how dare you

Jack: Just let me explai-

Zalgo: I believe I will explain

Lazari: F-father?

Zalgo: (appears) Ani here [in my universe], is your half-sister Laz. Your fathers are different but your mother is the same. Her father is the Necromancer, my best friend. And we have an agreement that one of our eldest daughters will be courted by a half-demon in the mansion and Ani is the eldest amongst you and Stripes. Please bear with it Laz (disappears)

EJ: I'm sorry Laza-

Lazari: Don't come near me again bitch. T^T Goodbye Jack, I hope your happy and Ani... I give you the blessing to be with Jack forever.

(Satisfied beginning)

Lazari:
A toast to the groom, to the groom, to the groom (points at EJ)
To the bride, to the bride, to the briiide, briiide (points at Ani)
From your half-sister, Lazari
Who has never been this satisfied

Lazari: (hugs Ani) Are you now happy?

Jack: ...

Ani: I-i don't know what to say, thank you

(Flashback ends)