Me: I LIKE TURTLES BISHES!

Jeff: -_- I'm surprised slenderman let you come back.

Me: SHAD UP JOKER FACE!

Jeff: BISH YOU WANNA GO!?!?

Me: no that would waste my time, I have to go pluck ducks off the tree *skips away*

Jeff: Dafuq? ELLIE! AMBER BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!!!