ParentHood: The Struggle



Alexis: *Tween* Xavier quit it!!!

Xavier: Awww come on just one more round! I'll be nice to you this time!

Alexis: that what you said last round -_-

Xavier: PWEASSEE *puppy eyes*

Alexis: No!!

Xavier: Fuck you!

Everyone: *LE GASP*

Ben: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!!?!?!??

KillaEllie: There is no potty mouthes around here!

Toby: You sure?

Ba dum tish.

Me: *tear* they grow up so fast..

Ellie: *smacks me in the head*

Me: OW!!!

Ben: Room! NOW.

Xavier: *crosses arms* NO *sticks out tongue*

Me: Daaaaaaaaaamn Son.

Ba dum tish

KillaEllie: YOU ARE NOT HELPING AMBER!!

Me: Sorry...

Grinny: You are just not the son-shine right now..

Me: XD

Grinny: XD

Ben and Killa: >:(

Me: *clears throat*

Grinny: sorry....

Ben: Young man...ZALGO so help me!! *powers up electricity*

Zalgo: *pops head out the shower* what i do?

Ben: NOTHING SHUT UP.

Xavier: FIGHT ME.

Ben: *is le shocked*

Me: *covers mouth trying not to laugh and rolls around on the floor*

KillaEllie: *grab Xavier by the ear and drags him upstairs*

Me: Maaaaan if I had a kid-

Everyone: you'd let it do whatever it wanted so it wouldn't have anything to get in trouble about.

Me: exactly  >:D

Ben: *growls and walks off *

Me: ah crap I don't speak glitch...

Everyone: ??????????

Me: OH WAIT YES I DO DUHHHH

everyone: -_-

Me: but I just don't want to...

Pip: *slaps me with his wings*

Me: OUCH OK!! BUT SOMONE ONE BETTER COME WITH ME!!

Everyone: *leaves a puff of dust of thier body shape outline*

Me: -_- *grabs pip*

Pip: fudge....

Me: *walks to Ben's room with pip and opens the door*

Pip: *about to crap himself*

Me: 0-0 *the room is dark and red eyes are reviled evilly like in a horror movie and blinks*

pip: YOU FIRST *pushes me in*

Me: FUDGE uh...heyyyyyy bennnnn you ok buddy????

Ben; *growls and huffs a puff of smoke through his nostrils*

Me; 0-0 *about to crap myself* WHERES KILLA WHEN YOU NEED HER!!

To be continued....

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