ParentHood: The Struggle
Alexis: *Tween* Xavier quit it!!!
Xavier: Awww come on just one more round! I'll be nice to you this time!
Alexis: that what you said last round -_-
Xavier: PWEASSEE *puppy eyes*
Alexis: No!!
Xavier: Fuck you!
Everyone: *LE GASP*
Ben: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!!?!?!??
KillaEllie: There is no potty mouthes around here!
Toby: You sure?
Ba dum tish.
Me: *tear* they grow up so fast..
Ellie: *smacks me in the head*
Me: OW!!!
Ben: Room! NOW.
Xavier: *crosses arms* NO *sticks out tongue*
Me: Daaaaaaaaaamn Son.
Ba dum tish
KillaEllie: YOU ARE NOT HELPING AMBER!!
Me: Sorry...
Grinny: You are just not the son-shine right now..
Me: XD
Grinny: XD
Ben and Killa: >:(
Me: *clears throat*
Grinny: sorry....
Ben: Young man...ZALGO so help me!! *powers up electricity*
Zalgo: *pops head out the shower* what i do?
Ben: NOTHING SHUT UP.
Xavier: FIGHT ME.
Ben: *is le shocked*
Me: *covers mouth trying not to laugh and rolls around on the floor*
KillaEllie: *grab Xavier by the ear and drags him upstairs*
Me: Maaaaan if I had a kid-
Everyone: you'd let it do whatever it wanted so it wouldn't have anything to get in trouble about.
Me: exactly >:D
Ben: *growls and walks off *
Me: ah crap I don't speak glitch...
Everyone: ??????????
Me: OH WAIT YES I DO DUHHHH
everyone: -_-
Me: but I just don't want to...
Pip: *slaps me with his wings*
Me: OUCH OK!! BUT SOMONE ONE BETTER COME WITH ME!!
Everyone: *leaves a puff of dust of thier body shape outline*
Me: -_- *grabs pip*
Pip: fudge....
Me: *walks to Ben's room with pip and opens the door*
Pip: *about to crap himself*
Me: 0-0 *the room is dark and red eyes are reviled evilly like in a horror movie and blinks*
pip: YOU FIRST *pushes me in*
Me: FUDGE uh...heyyyyyy bennnnn you ok buddy????
Ben; *growls and huffs a puff of smoke through his nostrils*
Me; 0-0 *about to crap myself* WHERES KILLA WHEN YOU NEED HER!!
To be continued....
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