I WAS OUTSIDE WITH MY MOM ABOUT TO GO TO THE STORE WHEN THE COOLEST THING HAPPENED.
  THE FUCKING TELEPHONE POLES LIKE
I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE WHAT HAPPENED IT WAS SO AMAZING.
  THERE WAS SPARKS AND LIGHT AND OMG I WISH IT DIDNT HAPPEN SO FUCKING FAST LIKE WOW. IT WAS SO COOL