Interviewer:  I'm here with 16 year old Samuel Beckons to ask..do you think Creepypasta's are real?

Samuel: no duh, they're just bed time stories for kids..I tell them to my little sister Becca all the time for Halloween.

Interviewer: well what if we told you we caught one..and it's in the pentagon right now under confidnermt?

Samuel: I would't believe you because that's impossible.

Interviewer: show him the picture.

Random guy:
*shows pictures of Jeff the killer chained up in the pentagon*

Samuel: HOLY *censored bleep* *Censored bleep* WHAT THE *censored bleep*

*Cuts Tape*

Interviewer: I'm here with 10 year old Tris Williams...Now tell me Tris..do you think Creepypasta's are real?

Tris: Yes...

Interviewer: Oh really? Have you seen one?

Tris: Yes...

Interviewer: Where?

Tris: Slenderman he's my friend *points behind the interviewer and Camera man*

Interviewer: OH F-

*tapes cuts off with static and yelling*