Author-chan: Ha! I don't have I gender so I don't change.

Jeff: WTF! *is now a girl*

Jane: I feel so uncomfortable in this body. *is now a guy*

Ticci-Toby: Huh......I don't feel that much different. *is now a girl*

BEN: Why am I still so short?! *is now a girl*

Luna: This is so weird. *is now a guy*

Flame: *looks at ground and is now a girl*

*Fern walks up to Flame*

Fern: *is now a guy*

Flame: *looks up at Fern, blushing*

Fern: I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND NOW! WOO-HOO! I AM TALLER THAN YOU! NOW, I CAN MAKE FUN OF YOU FOR BEING SHORT!

Flame: *starts to cry*

Fern: No No No No! Please, don't cry! *hugs Flame*

Author-chan: What is even going on, nowadays?