8: Dreams
Harry: *jumps up from bed* AAAAAAAAAH!
Louis: AAAAAAH! WH- WHAT? WHAT'S HAPPENING!?
Niall: *wakes up* NANDOS!?
Liam: *sleep talking* Woody...Woody...
Zayn: *sleep talking* I'm beautiful..booti..ful...
Louis: Ew. Niall, wipe your drool.
Harry: I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM EVER!
Niall and Louis: DUDE! Me too!
Zayn: *wakes up* OH! ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT DREAMS! I HAD A WEIRD DREAM TOO!
Liam: *gasp* NO WAY! ME TOO!
Niall: We all had weird dreams...woah. Did we dream the same thing?
Harry: Well, my dream was about us at the studio...and we met this weird people...then, we followed this people... and we ended up in this weird world... IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN!
All: OH MY GOSH! I DREAMT ABOUT THE SAME THING!
Louis: Are you sure it was a dream?
Harry: I don't know... it seemed so real. Didn't we actually have a meet and greet? And we were at the studio... My dream ended when I entered this building... and for some reason, my head hurts.
Niall: Well, in our dream, Harry did enter this building. After that, he didn't return. And now that you mention it, my head does hurt, too.
All: Yeah. My head hurts as well.
Louis: But it seemed to real to be a dream...
Liam: We should go back to the studio. We can look for evidence that it wasn't dream.
Harry: We should.
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BEN Drowned: Hey guys? Have you seen my Jeff keychain?
Jack: Jeff keychain? OH! Is it the chibi Jeff keychain you always have hanging on your pocket?
Jeff: What.
BEN Drowned: Nothing.
Slender: Where did you put it? You always have it with you.
BEN Drowned: I dunno. It probably fell out. MY BAE FELL OUT. MY KOKORO IS GONNA BRAYK. MY TEARS ARE STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. CHILDREN WILL SCREECH. I WILL UNLEASH THE SOULS WITHIN MY SADNESS.
Jane: Please, don't. But the last time I saw that keychain was when we were with One Direction. I think I saw it at the studio.
BEN Drowned: One Direction? Studio? What's th-
Realization in 3...2...
All: *GASP*
Jeff: I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT!
Slender: Good job. Your plan to let them believe it was all a dream has failed. Because you left EVIDENCE!
Jack: If it's another chance for me to dress up as a princess, then I am in.
Hoodie: Yes please. I would like to see Jackiella once more.
Jack: ;) Bby.
Hoodie: Bby ;)
Masky: Don't forget me, bby ;)
BEN Drowned: NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR YAOI. WE MUST FIND MY BAE KEYCHAIN! MUH BAE MUH BAE MUH BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEE!!!
Jane: Sheez, okay. Calm down. We will find your bae keychain. Be quiet.
Hoodie: I WANT A BAE KEYCHAIN TOO! MAKE ME A CHIBI JACK KEYCHAIN!
Masky and Jack: Yeah! Me too!
Slender: YA'LL SHUT YO BOOTY HOs. I AIN'T GOT NO TIME TO MAKE YO SHIZ. DO I LOOK LIKE I GOTZ ENOUGH HANDS TO MAKE BAE KEYCHAIN FOR YOU.
BEN Drowned: YOU IS A LIE! YOU'S GOT ENOUGHZ TENTACLES TO SNATCH 10 RATCHET AZZ WEAVES AT DUH SAME TIME.
Slender: MY TENTACLES AIN'T MADE FOR SNATCHING WEAVES.
Jack: OOH! That reminds me. The other day, I was walking in the forest, and I saw Sle-
Slender: NOO! NOOOO! DON'T YOU DARE TELL THEM!
Hoodie: TELL US! TELL US! TELL US!
Slender, BEN, Jeff: NO! PLEASE, JACK! HAVE MERCY!
Jack: OKAY! So, the other day, I was walking in the forest, and I saw Jeff and BEN. I saw them laughing really hard. I got closer and for some reason, they were laughing at "white buns".
Jeff: STOP! NOT THE BUNS! NOT THE BUNS! DON'T TELL THEM!!
Jack: It turns out, BEN and Jeff were laughing because BEN drew on Jeff's butt cheeks. Jeff's butt cheeks looked like white buns with a kawaii blush face.
BEN: Please don't continue! PLEASE!
Jack: For some reason, Jeff was laughing so hard that he tripped on a tree root. Jeff fell into a bush and got stuck.
Jeff: OH NO. NOT THIS PART.
Jack: So Jeff told BEN that he was too lazy to get out off the bush and took a nap. NOW HERE COMES THE BEST PART!
Slender, Jeff, and BEN: I'm out of here.
Jack: BEN ended up falling asleep as well. Then, Slender comes by and sees Jeff's kawaii white blushy buns hanging on a bush. Of course, Slendy had no idea what it was so he walks up to it. HE JUST STARES AT IT.
Flashback
Jeff: *is asleep, his azz is just hangin' in the air*
Slender: *staring at Jeff's buns* UM, WHAT IS THIS.
BEN: *short term memory loss* Oh, that? I'm not sure.
BEN and Slender: *starts poking the buns*
BEN: Wow! It's so cute and chubby! And it's squishy! It even wiggles when you touch it!
Slender: Ooh. What's this? *inserts a tentacle in the "hole"*
Jeff: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEN: *gasp*
Jeff: BEN! I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA TAKE A NAP! WHY ARE YOU LETTING SLENDER STICK HIS TENTACLE IN MY AZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????
BEN: I'M SO SORRY BAE! SORRY!!! I FORGOT ABOUT IT!
Slender: I..Wha..How...buns...*faints*
End of Flashback
All CP: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jack and Hoodie: *crying on floor, running out of breath*
Jane: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! SLENDER PUT A TEN-T-T-TEN- IN J-J-JEFF'S...HAHAHAHA!! THEY BOTH BLUSHED BECAUSE OF JEFF'S ASS KAWAIINESS.
~
Meanwhile in the Human World
Harry: Hey, what's this?
Niall: Let me see.
Liam: It's some sort of keychain.
Louis: Oh! In my dream, I saw that keychain hanging on someone pants.
Zayn: Yeah! Me too! I saw it on the one with blonde hair..
Niall: Oh yeah! I think his name...was....umm... BEN! Yeah! His name was Ben!
Louis: Yeah yeah! There was Ben, Jack, Jeff, Justin...Masky...and...Jane?
Liam: Then that means...IT DEFINITELY WASN'T A DREAM!
~
Jeff: Seriously! STOP LAUGHING AT ME! IT WAS PRETTY PAINFUL!
BEN: You carved a smile on your face and burned your eyelids. You can't compare that pain to a tentacle in the butt. I KNOW YOU ENJOYED IT!
Slender: I guess I did enjoy painfully pleasuring Jeff, but BEN, you called his azz squishy and cute.
BEN: UMM, IF ANYONE ELSE SAW THAT, THEY WOULD ALSO THINK IT'S CUTE AND SQUISHY. YOUR ARGUEMENT IS INVALID.
Jack: HEY! What about me?! I SAW IT ALL. I WANTED TO WALK IN THE FOREST TO GET SOME PEACE. BUT WHAT DO I GET? WHAT DO I GET, HUH!? I GET THREE FAGGETZ AND TENTACLE AZZ PARTIES.
Hoodie and Masky: Pfffffft. HAHAHAHA. PFFFFFFFFFFT. *cries on the floor* I CAN'T EVEN- PFFT- I CAN'T- HAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!
Jane: Jack, you should've summoned me. I WOULD'VE RECORDED IT!
Masky: Hahahahahaha!!!!!! Don't worry, Jane! I did record it!
Slender, BEN, Jeff: WHAT?! HOW COULD YOU!?
Jane: OH YEAH! HAYL YESS! I FORGOT THAT YOU LIKE TO SLEEP ON TOP OF TREES IN THE FOREST.
Jack: HERE HERE! COME HERE! HERE'S THE VIDEO!
5 Hours Later
Jeff: SERIOUSLY! GUUUUUYS! STOP! IT'S BEEN FIVE HOURS! STOP WATCHING THE VIDEO!
Jane: BUT IT'S TOO FUNNY!!
Slender: We got so off track! Weren't we going to do something five hours ago?
Jack: Oh ya...
BEN: MY BAE KEYCHAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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