7: So fab
Jeff: HOW DID THEY GET HERE?!?!?
Masky: OKAY. I HAVE LOTS OF COSTUMES... WE CAN JUST WEAR THEM SO THEY WON'T RECOGNIZE US.
Slender: You have MY size? Ha!
Masky: ACTUALLY, I DO!
Slender: What?! No way!
Jack: Yes way.
Slender: Why would you have my size?
Jack: That...we can't say.
Slender: Just go get it.
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Liam: This place is so strange!
Harry: Ummm..why is my skin purple?
Zayn: Seriously, that's the first thing you notice?!! WE FREAKING TELEPORTED TO ANOTHER WORLD IN SECONDS.
Liam: LOUIS!!!?!?!? WHAT THE HAIL ARE YOU EATING?!!?!
Louis: *mouth filled with idk, mumbling* mm hu huhhh mh mmhh imm
Liam: *disgusted*
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Slender: W. T. F.
BEN Drowned: ...I got a feelliiiiiinnggggg. ♪♪♪ OOOOHH THAT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOOOOODDDD NIIIGHT.
Jack: Shut up!!!!
BEN: Sowwy.
Louis: I hear... Thee Black Eyed Peas?
Liam: but the voice sounded like....Ben's....
CP: o.o
Jeff: See BEN?! Look what you did!!! They are coming this way!!!!!
Masky: Don't need the do the panick because we so beauty they not know real booty.
...........silence.......confusion.....
All: What?
Jeff: *looking at reflection* Gurl, I don't care what Mulan or Bon Qui Qui says, but gurl, I am fab. This is who I am, IMMA SHOW DA WORLD THIS BOOTY AND IMMA ROCK MAH TEEE-AHHH-RAAAH(tiara) AND IMMA STRUT THROUGH THE WALLS. *z-snap* UH!
BEN: MUCH INSPIRATIONALALAL.
Jane: I'm burnt. JEFF I AM BURNT.
Jeff: So...
Masky: Well, she's burnt and Jeff....you are bleached. Just because someone is on fire and you throw bleach at them, it doesn't mean they become like you -.-
Jeff: BECAUZ I AM EXTRA OR DI NNAAAH REEEE.
Harry: Extraordinharry.
CP: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! INTRUDER!!!! *takes a bat (the kind with wings) and beats the crap out of Harry*
Jane: O.O ERMAHGERD GUYS WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!?!?! WUT DID YOU JUST DO?!
Jack: Oh...it's just Harry.
BEN: This never happened. *takes Harry's legs and drags him into the closet*
Slender: NO BEN. You can't just tie someone up and shove them in the clo---
BEN: I JUST DID FOO'.
Slender: Okay then.
Masky: I wasn't a part of this... *slowly backs away into the darkness*
Jack: I have an idea.
Jeff, Jane, Slender: *Burst out laughing and cries of laughter* AHAAHAHAAAHAHAAHAAA.
Jane: I'm sorry... *snickers* we can't take you seriously when you have an idea and look like that.
Jack: What??
Slender: Jack! You look like a freaking prom queen or a.... I dunno.
Jeff: Nice makeup.
Jack: -.- Anyways, this is part of my idea.
Jane, Jeff, Slender: Oooohhhhh. I see.....
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Louis: Where'd Harry go?
Liam: He either took a dump or....he...disappeared.
Zayn: WHAT DO YOU MEAN.
Niall: What the food is that?!?!!?!
Jack: *dressed up as a hooker with scarring makeup?* Hey there, PPFFBOIS. Mah name is Princess Jackiellah.
1D: H..h..hi.
Jack: *seductive voice* Sooo..... What's your name, sweetheart..?
Jane, Jeff, Slender: *creeping up behind the boys, ready to knock them out with "bats"*
Jack: What's your favorite fruit? Mine's bana...naaaaah. *seductively peels a banana and eats it smearing his lipstick*
Zayn: Can you please tell us..where we ar---
Whack.
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BEN: GUUUUUUUYYYYSSSSS!!! Okay are we done here?!?! My closet can't hold anymore british boy bands!!!!
Masky: Let's just throw them into the portal and when they wake up... It all was a dream.
Jeff: Yay!
Masky: Jackiellah.. I got $100. *winks*
Jack: O.O OH I SEE...
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Hi guys! IT'S BEEN AWHIIIIIIILLLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Sorry for this effortless long update chapter. I am extremely busy so yah... But don't worry I am back!! And... Good news!!!! I am starting a fanfiction soon AND THIS TIME IT WON'T BE DISTURBING! It will be actually edited and wrote appropriately Lol. xD OKIIIE THANKS FOR YOUR GUYS' SUPPORT! xoxo~ I do take suggestions! Just message my inbox. :) I am always on hiatus because I have to make sure my grades stay up! And it's going well. I will try to go on Wattpad as often as I can on weekends to update... But I can't promise you anything.. I will try to make the updates longer and not short like this one. I am really sorry but ILY ALL EEEEEEEPPPP ;) ... Also, I've noticed while I was rereading my stories and stuff after a while, I noticed I really changed. The way I write and my personality.... it changed xD Ok, I'll stop talking now. BAI ILY ALL THX FOR READING AND KEEP ON BEING AWESOME!
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