7: So fab

Jeff: HOW DID THEY GET HERE?!?!?

Masky: OKAY. I HAVE LOTS OF COSTUMES... WE CAN JUST WEAR THEM SO THEY WON'T RECOGNIZE US.

Slender: You have MY size? Ha!

Masky: ACTUALLY, I DO!

Slender: What?! No way!

Jack: Yes way.

Slender: Why would you have my size?

Jack: That...we can't say.

Slender: Just go get it.

~

Liam: This place is so strange!

Harry: Ummm..why is my skin purple?

Zayn: Seriously, that's the first thing you notice?!! WE FREAKING TELEPORTED TO ANOTHER WORLD IN SECONDS.

Liam: LOUIS!!!?!?!? WHAT THE HAIL ARE YOU EATING?!!?!

Louis: *mouth filled with idk, mumbling* mm hu huhhh mh mmhh imm

Liam: *disgusted*

~

Slender: W. T. F.

BEN Drowned: ...I got a feelliiiiiinnggggg. ♪♪♪ OOOOHH THAT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOOOOODDDD NIIIGHT.

Jack: Shut up!!!!

BEN: Sowwy.

Louis: I hear... Thee Black Eyed Peas?

Liam: but the voice sounded like....Ben's....

CP: o.o

Jeff: See BEN?! Look what you did!!! They are coming this way!!!!!

Masky: Don't need the do the panick because we so beauty they not know real booty.

...........silence.......confusion.....

All: What?

Jeff: *looking at reflection* Gurl, I don't care what Mulan or Bon Qui Qui says, but gurl, I am fab. This is who I am, IMMA SHOW DA WORLD THIS BOOTY AND IMMA ROCK MAH TEEE-AHHH-RAAAH(tiara) AND IMMA STRUT THROUGH THE WALLS. *z-snap* UH!

BEN: MUCH INSPIRATIONALALAL.

Jane: I'm burnt. JEFF I AM BURNT.

Jeff: So...

Masky: Well, she's burnt and Jeff....you are bleached. Just because someone is on fire and you throw bleach at them, it doesn't mean they become like you -.-

Jeff: BECAUZ I AM EXTRA OR DI NNAAAH REEEE.

Harry: Extraordinharry.

CP: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! INTRUDER!!!! *takes a bat (the kind with wings) and beats the crap out of Harry*

Jane: O.O ERMAHGERD GUYS WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!?!?! WUT DID YOU JUST DO?!

Jack: Oh...it's just Harry.

BEN: This never happened. *takes Harry's legs and drags him into the closet*

Slender: NO BEN. You can't just tie someone up and shove them in the clo---

BEN: I JUST DID FOO'.

Slender: Okay then.

Masky: I wasn't a part of this... *slowly backs away into the darkness*

Jack: I have an idea.

Jeff, Jane, Slender: *Burst out laughing and cries of laughter* AHAAHAHAAAHAHAAHAAA.

Jane: I'm sorry... *snickers* we can't take you seriously when you have an idea and look like that.

Jack: What??

Slender: Jack! You look like a freaking prom queen or a.... I dunno.

Jeff: Nice makeup.

Jack: -.- Anyways, this is part of my idea.

Jane, Jeff, Slender: Oooohhhhh. I see.....

~

Louis: Where'd Harry go?

Liam: He either took a dump or....he...disappeared.

Zayn: WHAT DO YOU MEAN.

Niall: What the food is that?!?!!?!

Jack: *dressed up as a hooker with scarring makeup?* Hey there, PPFFBOIS. Mah name is Princess Jackiellah.

1D: H..h..hi.

Jack: *seductive voice* Sooo..... What's your name, sweetheart..?

Jane, Jeff, Slender: *creeping up behind the boys, ready to knock them out with "bats"*

Jack: What's your favorite fruit? Mine's bana...naaaaah. *seductively peels a banana and eats it smearing his lipstick*

Zayn: Can you please tell us..where we ar---

Whack.

~

BEN: GUUUUUUUYYYYSSSSS!!! Okay are we done here?!?! My closet can't hold anymore british boy bands!!!!

Masky: Let's just throw them into the portal and when they wake up... It all was a dream.

Jeff: Yay!

Masky: Jackiellah.. I got $100. *winks*

Jack: O.O OH I SEE...

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Hi guys! IT'S BEEN AWHIIIIIIILLLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Sorry for this effortless long update chapter. I am extremely busy so yah... But don't worry I am back!! And... Good news!!!! I am starting a fanfiction soon AND THIS TIME IT WON'T BE DISTURBING! It will be actually edited and wrote appropriately Lol. xD OKIIIE THANKS FOR YOUR GUYS' SUPPORT! xoxo~ I do take suggestions! Just message my inbox. :) I am always on hiatus because I have to make sure my grades stay up! And it's going well. I will try to go on Wattpad as often as I can on weekends to update... But I can't promise you anything.. I will try to make the updates longer and not short like this one. I am really sorry but ILY ALL EEEEEEEPPPP ;) ... Also, I've noticed while I was rereading my stories and stuff after a while, I noticed I really changed. The way I write and my personality.... it changed xD Ok, I'll stop talking now. BAI ILY ALL THX FOR READING AND KEEP ON BEING AWESOME!

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