Random Mofo: BOYYSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REHEARSAL!! REHEA---Oh! There you guys are! Hurry up! Rehearsals! 

Louis: We know...It's time to rehearse. We're not deaf... 

Random Mofo: Sure...yea...whatevz. Who are they?

BEN: We're from the Cre--

Slender: We're siblings...I am...Justin. That is Ben. Jeff. Jane. Masky...and Jack. 

Random Mofo: Umm...okay...but why are you called Masky?

Masky: Beach, ya got a purrooblum? 

Random Mofo: OOH...BISH GONNAH SNAYAAP.

Masky: OOH GURRL! YA WANT ZUM OF DIZ?! YA IT'S TOO SEXY FOR YOU!

Random Mofo: .......... Anyways...boys...go---Boys? Boys? BOYS?! WHERE DID MAH FIVE PRECIOUS CHILDREN GO?! Did you guys see--SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack: RUN!! DA MOOFOO IS COMIN!!!

Zayn: HURRY!! GO INSIDE!

~

Jack: Who da heck was datz?!

Harry: Manager. Simon's busy...

Jane: It's just rehearsals...Why is she so cray cray?

Niall: She?? Oh no, my friend. I'm afraid you are wrong. She is a he.

Jane: What the frikin.

Jeff: Is there a bathroom here somewhere?

BEN: O.O Bathroom?! Why are you looking for the bathroom?!

Jeff: What do you think???

BEN: You're gonna make yourself "beautiful"!! YOU CANNOT!

Harry: Make his self beautiful? Jeff, you wear make-up?

Jeff: What the heck!! no!! hail no! BEN SERIOUSLY I NEED TO FRIKIN PEE NOW!! 

BEN: Oh...

Liam: Bathroom over there.

~

Jeff opened the door to the peepee stall.  Unzi---You know.

Jeff: Doo doo doo doo. La la la la la. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slender: Jeff, do you have to be that loud when you pee?

 Jeff: It helps... 

Slender: You know this is the first time I used a bathroom. Well, I've been to the bathroom before but...you know. I never use the toilet...

Jeff: ...So you don't have a face...and has no poopoo ho' and pee pee ho'. 

Slender: ...Yeah. I'm a human right now. Which is why I wanted to use the bathroom right now. 

Jeff: So you can feel that you need to "go" for the first time?

Slender: Well no. I just wanted to go. Seriously. My whole life, I never peed or pooped or whatever. 

Masky: What's with the poop talk?

Jack: Oh Jeff! Did you know we can hear you sing while you pee all the way outside?

BEN: Yes Jeff. It's true. 

Jane: i try to ignore it. -.-

Jack: Umm..guys...oh noo.......

~5 minutes later~

Harry: What the heck is happening in there? 

Liam: I dunno know. Sounds like they're panicking. 

Louis: Are they alright?

Zayn: Am I the only one that noticed?

Niall: Noticed what?  

Zayn: Well, they all went inside. 

Niall: They all probably need to go. 

Liam: Well...umm...actually. They all went in the men's bathroom. Even Jane. 

Louis: Are they really from here? I mean they're like newborns. They know nothing in this world. They don't know how to use restrooms. 

~

Jack: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO??????!!!!!

Jeff: Oh no oh no oh no....

Jane: We can't go out there like this!!

BEN: Why is Slender the only one that's not turning to his creep form?

Slender: Because...I don't really know.

Jeff: heh. heh. heh. heheheheh. (evil laugh)

Jane: (slaps Jeff) KNOCK IT OFF! 

BEN: What do we do?!

Slender: I think our time is limited...oh look! My skin is turning white! (duck face)

Jack: Hi guys.

Slender, Jane, Jeff, BEN:     .___.

BEN: How the heck did you...

Jack: Oh well...you see....I kinda panicked hardcore in the corner because I was changing back to Eyeless Jack. Then, I calmed down. And then I drank water from the sink. 'Cause I was thirsty.

Slender: What the heck?! Everyone drink from the sink!

~

Louis: What is taking them so long?

Liam: Maybe I should check on them? 

Louis: You should.

Liam: (walks towards restroom) Guys? You in there? What's happening?

Zayn:  Correction. VAS' happenin.

Liam: Imma go in there to check on you guys!

~

BEN: oh no!! Did you guys hear that?! Liam's coming!!!!!! Hurry Jeff!! Drown yourself!!!! Drink the water like you drink air!!!! HURRY!!

Slender, Jane, Masky, Jack: Da faq. 

Liam: SERIOUSLY GUYS WHAT IS TAKING YOU SO LONG. ARE YOU GUYS ALRIGHT!?

Creepypastas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

Liam: Yeah. Hi.

Jane: UMM....well..sorry we took long.....umm because......umm..Jeff..umm yeah! Jeff lost the button to his pants and we had to find it. 

Jeff: >.<

(all snickers except Jeff)

Liam: I don't know...anymore. Anyways...Jane. This is the men's restroom.

Jane: oh. I don't need to go anyways so imma be outside. 

~

Slender: We need to bring water. Because....that was close.