Niall: So this is the practice stage....We practice on this small stage. You guys wanna sing? The microphone is waiting right there for you. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

BEN:  Is it just me or the microphone is shining while opera music is playing? 

Jane: Does anyone see the girl giving birth to some creature while that girl is summoning the child/creature with a book? 

Masky:  Someone hold me.....

Jack: I will....

Slender: I can see it too...but the thing is, I'm quite enjoying it. 

All CP:  .___.

Liam: Is there something wrong with their eyes?

Shrug. 

BEN: Okie...Let's pretend it's not there. So umm yeah.

Jeff: Imma just sing mah non-existent heart out to clear mah mind from that image. 

Louis:  That's what we've been waiting for....(face palm)

Harry: Umm...Lou....you're...you're face palming on my face. Or should I say- face facing?

                                         OW MY---

Jeff: Well, Imma sing now. Okie..Ahem ahem......ahem ahem...AHEM AHEM....AHEM AHEM AHEM AHEM AHEM...etc.

Slender: I think he's choking....

 Jeff: No I am not! Anyways...here comes my beautiful voice and song.

            ...........

I'M TOO SEXY. SO SO SO SEXY....YES..... (LAYS ON THE GROUND WITH ONE LEG UP WHILE STROKING IT) YESSS YESSS YESS EYS ESYESYEYS YES YES YOU LIKE THIIS U KNOW U LIKE IT...HARRY HARRY HARRY BABEH U KNOW U WANT IT COME ON BABY LETS GO PARTEH. YEESS YEEEEEE---

Zayn: WOAAHHH!!!!!!!!! OKAY!!! THAT"S ENOUGH SINGING BEFORE YOU TAKE ALL OFF YOUR CLOTHES.

BEN: OOH! Mah turn!

   Okie....

OOOHHHHHHHH VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO GAAAAAAAMEESS! THEY'RE SO SEXY I LICK MAH OWN NAAAAAAAME!!!! OOOOH WOOOAAAAHHH SO WOOOONNDERRRFUL!!!!!! OOOOH WOOOAAAAHH!!!! THEY'RE SO SEXY....I LICK THE SCREEN. OOOH YES! I LICK IT CLEAN! OOOH I LICK THEM UNTIL MYYYY TONGUE TURRNNNSSSSSSSSSSS..........GREEEEEEEN!!!

Niall: ...What the heck did I just ----- watch?

One Direction: ..................................................................

-10 minutes later-

Liam: Well...umm...okay. This...i-is--iss t-th--t-the stud-d-dii-dio. 

Zayn: I can't...I can't ......I can't.......My life...has been....

One Direction: DISTURBED.

Jane: Umm....hello? I'm a girl. I live with them. YOU HAVE NOO IDEAA WHAT I HAVE TO EXPERIENCE EVERY SECOND....OF. MY. LIFE. Although, the gayness in the house is really entertaining..

One Direction: .....We're sorry for you. NO OFFENSE. 

Random Mofo: BOYS!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!? IT'S TIME FOR YOUR REHEARSAL COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!

CP and One Direction:  NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

BEN: DA BISH RUINED DA FUUUUUN......