"GUYS GUYS HEY GUYSSS!!!! GUYS I FOUND----What the...."

~1 hour earlier~

Slender: JEEEEFF! Whatcha wanna eat for breakfast?

Jeff: Sandwich. I guess.

Slender: ok....Masky? Jack?

Masky: CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOH WAIT WHAT ABOUT WHIP CREAM?! (mumbles) on Jack's body....

Jack: WHAT?!

Masky: HAHA. I KNEW YOU WOULD REACT THAT WAY.

Jack: ......anyways, I want organs. Duh.

Slender: Okay?.....BEN!

BEN: WATCHA WANT FO?!

Slender: ......BEN you are not starting gangsta talk again.

BEN: ok.....

Jeff: WHAT ABOUT BONSHAQUITELAFONDRIA?

BEN: HMM GURRL YA GOT THAT RIGHT. IM EATIN ICE CREAM FO BREAKFAST CUZ ITS SO CHA-SIZZLIN SEXY HOT TODAY.

Slender: BEN breakfast first then ice cream....:/

BEN: CHEESECAKE! PANCAKES!

Masky: Im eating cheesecake and pancakes too! HMMMM

Jack: YA'LL TALKIN LIKE BONSHAQUITELAFONDRIA ALL DAY? CUZ IF------HOLY COW! LOOK AT THAT FOO'!!! THAT BISH JUST TOOK A KNIFE!!----A KNIFE, RIGHT OUT OF HIS BOOTYHOLE!

Masky, BEN, Jeff, Slender, Jack: (staring in amazement) WOAAAAH.......

Slender: BREAKFAST IS READY!!!

Jeff: Ya know what gurrl? I don't feel like eating.......Im just gonna take a walk....for a while.....

BEN: OOOH OHH! CAN I EAT YOUR FOOD!?

Jeff: OH SURE GURLFREEEENDD! HERE YA GO HMMM SO FAAAAB! *snaps fingers and leaves*. OH AND TAKE MY MALK....

Slender: Malk?

BEN: Hmmm malk is tastin so fine!

Slender: It is not malk. It's 'milk'.

Jack: HMM GURRL WE CALL IT MALK AND YOU CALL IT BONSHAQUITELAFONDRIA HMM.

Masky: (staring.......starts making weird licking sounds....pops out of chair and starts dancing to song Gentleman) MOTHA FATHA GENTLEMAN! (dances)

Jack, BEN, Slender: o.o

Jane: Hey guys! What's goi-----0.o

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Jeff: Ugh, BEN was right. The weather is hot.

Jeff walked slowly on the sidewalk. He looked around and noticed something glowing bright in the woods.

Jeff walked slowly towards it. As he got closer, he noticed it was a mirror. Closer and closer....and......Jeff saw his reflection.

Jeff: OOH GURRL U LOOKIN SO FINE!

That accent is real catchy.

Narrator: Jeff the Killer kept looking at his beautiful reflection for awhile.....until.....it changed.....his reflection....changed.

He didn't see Jeff the Killer. He saw Jeff. Jeffrey.

Jeff: What the heck........?

Narrator: Jeff knew what he had discovered.

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Masky: WOOOO!!! JACK YOU WORK IT GURRL WORK IT UH WORK IT!

Jane: DANG JACK I NEVER KNEW YOU HAD SUCH MOVES!

Slender: BEN?! ARE YOU RECORDING THIS?!

BEN: BEST LET THE GOOD TIMES LAST!

BRVR: Good things never last......

Masky, Jack, Jane, Slender, BEN: GET OUT OF MAH KITCHEN!

BRVR: T.T

Jeff: GUYS GUYSSS GUYSSS!!!! I FOUND--- What the.....

BEN: JEEFF YOU BACK!

Jeff: What happened here?!

Jane: What do you mean?

Jeff: I left for a walk and you guys were having breakfast and then I come back...this.

Slender: Well, you see......or not see....get it?

Jane: Nice.

Jack: lol I get it.

Hoodie: lol.

BEN: OH LOL I GET IT.

Masky: Yup....and Hoodie you were here the whole time?

Hoodie: No I just got here....

Slender: Lol is not a word. But lol-lipop is....

Jeff: JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.

Slender: okay....so when you left....we had an argument about pronouncing milk right....then Masky somehow started playing the song Gentleman and he started dancing......and then yeah. Jane came out of nowhere....So did Hoodie....Dance party....yeah......heh.......We better be aware before someone comes out of nowhere and robs us.

Hoodie: What party? I just got here.

Jeff:.....(beautifulfacepalm) WAIT OH. YEAH... OKAY. SO GUYS. I ran back here as fast as I can because I wanted to show you something......

Hoodie: I'm staying for a nap. 

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