Oh boiyo, do I have some terrifying versions of your favorite creeps hA

Anyways, most of these will probs be about my boi, good ol' EJ. He's been my favorite ever since my edgy, early teenage years lol. I started out knowing about Jeff and then my friend slowly started introducing the others to me, starting with EJ. I treasure these two the most as if they were my own children lol. (I actually used to be a crazed, edgy ass Jeff fanbitch eW)

Whoops, I'm rambling. Expect that a lot. So, these are gonna be my headcanons on these not-so-creep sons of bitches. Expect them to be different from the fanon, "XD I LOVE MY KNIFE!!11!1!! STABBY STAB STAB!!!1!1!" and "i like kidneys and hugs, pls dun hurt me i am jus a smol!!1!1!1!!!!!1". We also can't forget the classic, "XDDDDD HEY MASKY HEY MASKY HEYYYY!!!!1!1!!1!1 I LOVE WAFFLES!!!!1!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!11!"

That shit isn't creepy. That's annoying as fuck. Please show yourself to the door if you genuinely believe that cold-blooded killers would act like immature children.

Anyways, let's get into this shit.