BEN, Dark Link, and Link are triplets.

BEN is the perverted one. He's raped a couple girls. He used to want to be an astronomer, which is another reason he liked LoZ: MM so much. He spends time gazing through the telescope in the game and watching the crashing moon.

Dark Link is the semi-mature one. He's a jerk to everyone. He prefers to be alone.

Link is the trouble maker. He usually goes to jail for stealing and speeding. Plus, he's a great assassin. If it weren't for his stupid kind heart, he could've made a decent pasta.

They all hate their father. Their father was a drunk, drug addicted bastard.

They call themselves the Triforce.

(I know Link isn't a pasta but he's part of the Triforce family)