Me: nice to see you Jeff

Jeff: don't feel the same

Me: *dies inside*got anything you need to tell.

Jeff: one time, I went to a strip club feeling a bit hard and I see this hot as looking girl. I'm straight. I look at her. We drink laugh and we go to her place. I pin her to the wall kiss her neck I go to her small breast and bite them

And I slide my hand down feeling in between. Just to find out I felt a huge dick. BIGGER THAT MINE!