what i do when im alone in the chat

*everyone except this_kitty_loves_eyes_ has logged out*

Me: huh..

Me: I guess I'm all alone.

Me: hehehheehhee I'm all alone.

Me: boy stuck in jungle: hey

Me: girl stuck in jungle: hey..

Me: boy stuck in jungle: there's no one on this planet except for us due to the apocalypse.

Me: girl stuck in jungle: then I guess we need to repopulate...

Me: bow chika wowowwww
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Me: what's the best time to go to the dentist?

Me: "I dunno Ellie. What?"

Me: tooth hurty.

Crowd: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

me: hahahah hahahhaha ohhh I'm so punny.
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Me: oh hello miss queen!

Me: queen of england: why, hello there Ellie. Would you like to join me for tea?

Me: but of course! Who wouldn't want a good tea? *sits in chair*

Me: queen of England: *also sits in chair* whoever doesn't must be out of they're heads.

Me: definitely.

Me: butler: *pours some tea for me and the queen*

Me: *puts my pinky up and sips some* oh, miss queen.

Me: queen of england: yes dear?

Me: would you like to hear a joke?

Me: queen of england: why, sure dear!

Me: a shrimp was eating a plate of algae, when another shrimp came over and asked for some. He said "hey, can I have some?" The first shrimp said no. So the second shrimp sighed and said "why are you so shellfish?"

Me: queen of england: ohohohohohohoho

Me: butler: ohohohohohohoho

Me: ohohohohohohoho I'm so punny.
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Me: other person: you could never do it. And even if you could, what would you do hm?

Me: I'll...

Me: other person: what...

Me: i'll...

Me: other person: are you okay..what..?

Me: I'll... I'll... I'll...

Me: other person: yoU'LL WHAT?!

me: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT.

Me: other person: SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT!

Me: I WANNA

me: other person: I WANNA

Me: I WANNA

Me: other person: I WANNA

Me: I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA ZIGAZIG AH.

Me: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

Me: other person: (gotta get with my friends)

Me: make it last forever friendship never eeeennnnds

Me: other person: If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give.

Me: taking is too easy BUT THAAATS THE WAY IT IIISSSS

Me: other person: okay I see you're worthy.
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Me: thissss was the Ellie show. Thank you for sticking around. I hope you liked my punny jokes, and the little skits I did tODAAAAY. *bows*

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