what i do when im alone in the chat
*everyone except this_kitty_loves_eyes_ has logged out*
Me: huh..
Me: I guess I'm all alone.
Me: hehehheehhee I'm all alone.
Me: boy stuck in jungle: hey
Me: girl stuck in jungle: hey..
Me: boy stuck in jungle: there's no one on this planet except for us due to the apocalypse.
Me: girl stuck in jungle: then I guess we need to repopulate...
Me: bow chika wowowwww
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Me: what's the best time to go to the dentist?
Me: "I dunno Ellie. What?"
Me: tooth hurty.
Crowd: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
me: hahahah hahahhaha ohhh I'm so punny.
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Me: oh hello miss queen!
Me: queen of england: why, hello there Ellie. Would you like to join me for tea?
Me: but of course! Who wouldn't want a good tea? *sits in chair*
Me: queen of England: *also sits in chair* whoever doesn't must be out of they're heads.
Me: definitely.
Me: butler: *pours some tea for me and the queen*
Me: *puts my pinky up and sips some* oh, miss queen.
Me: queen of england: yes dear?
Me: would you like to hear a joke?
Me: queen of england: why, sure dear!
Me: a shrimp was eating a plate of algae, when another shrimp came over and asked for some. He said "hey, can I have some?" The first shrimp said no. So the second shrimp sighed and said "why are you so shellfish?"
Me: queen of england: ohohohohohohoho
Me: butler: ohohohohohohoho
Me: ohohohohohohoho I'm so punny.
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Me: other person: you could never do it. And even if you could, what would you do hm?
Me: I'll...
Me: other person: what...
Me: i'll...
Me: other person: are you okay..what..?
Me: I'll... I'll... I'll...
Me: other person: yoU'LL WHAT?!
me: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT.
Me: other person: SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT!
Me: I WANNA
me: other person: I WANNA
Me: I WANNA
Me: other person: I WANNA
Me: I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA ZIGAZIG AH.
Me: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
Me: other person: (gotta get with my friends)
Me: make it last forever friendship never eeeennnnds
Me: other person: If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give.
Me: taking is too easy BUT THAAATS THE WAY IT IIISSSS
Me: other person: okay I see you're worthy.
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Me: thissss was the Ellie show. Thank you for sticking around. I hope you liked my punny jokes, and the little skits I did tODAAAAY. *bows*
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