everyone has logged on...

Me: hey guys

Ben: hey

Darling: HALLOOO

Toby: guys...guys guys guys..

me: gosh what did you do this time.

Toby: GUYS I THINK I KILLED SLENDERMAN

Me: YOU

Darling: FUCKING

Ben: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Toby: I SHOVED A COOKIE IN HIS FACE HOLE AND HE PASSED OUT

Ben: YOUR NOT SERIOUS

DarkLink: TOBY HE'S FUCKING ALLERGIC TO COOKIES AND ANYTHING ELSE SWEET AT THAT

Me: IT WASN'T A PEPPERMINT COOKIE RIGHT?

toby: aha..

Me: wow. he might actually be dead.

*outside of the group chat*

*all of us run downstairs*

Me: i'll look in his office and hopefully he has medicine or something!

all three: kay!

me: *runs into his office and searches through his stuff* *finds a wig and some lipstick* *finds a bra and a shirtless picture of slenderwoman* what the fuck? *feels white weird stuff on picture* *throws it* OH GAD NO. NO PLS. *finds pill bottle* THIS COULD WORK. *runs downstairs*

toby: WHAT CHU FIND

Me: *holds up bottle of pills*

dark link: LET'S STUFF IT IN HIS FACEHOLE.

me: I've never touched his face before uh....*puts pill on top of his face* *pill sinks into his face* O-O...

slenderman: *wakes up while coughing* *points to toby* *cough* grounded for *cough cough* a year *Cough*

Toby: ;-;

all of us: ha.