*Tiffany has logged on*

Tiff: kill me

Tiff: kill me kill me kill me.

Tiff: kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me  K I L L M e

Me: what happened?

Tiff: ME AND DARK LINK MADE OUT.

me: okay so? Was it fun are you not proud im confused.

Tiff: H E  S A I D H E D I D N T L I K E I T.

Me: W H A T

Me: YOU'RE SHITTING ME.

Tiff: IM NOT FUCKING SHITTING YOU ELLIE HE SAID WITH A SERIOUS FACE. "i didnt like it."

Me: CAN I BEAT HIS ASS??

Tiff: NO. PLEASE DONT.

Me: WHY SHOULDNT I?

Tiff: ITS NOT HIS FAULT IM BAD AT IT ;-;

Me: c'mon tiff! He should have at least said "it was your first try so try better next time." OR SOMETHING!!!!

Tiff: AT LEAST HE WAS HONEST...IDK......

Tiff: AHH KILL M  E.

~~~group chat~~~

Tiff: SOMEONE DIDDLY DARN SNIPPITY SNAP MY NECK.

~~~Private Message~~~

Me: OKAY TIFF CHILL. WE'LL TALK TO HIM.

tiff: NO.

me: YES. *makes group chat with me tiff and dark link*

Dark link: what?

Me: you broke Tiff's heart, you dick.

Dark link: what??

Tiff: ;-; nothing

Me: tiffany.

Tiff: Ellie****

Me t i f f a n  y.

Tiff: E l l i e * * * *

Me: cooperate!!

Dark link: i just wanna know what the hell you two are going on about -_-

Me: We're going on about how YOU AND TIFF MADE OUT AND YOU SAID YOU DIDNT LIKE IT.

Dark link: what? I never said that.

Tiff: you did...

Dark link:.......?

Dark link:  ....

Dark link: OHHHHHHHH.

Dark link: you went to sleep before i could say "i loved it!"

Tiff:.....Oooooh...

Me: -_______-