When You Meet~ (Kind of cliché, apologies.)

You were going through an alley for a shortcut. You were already running late and you had to open up the store today. You were suddenly pushed against the wall, you looked at the person to see it was a man in a gray suit along with a black and gray striped tie. His hair was neat and well-trimmed on the side but messy on the top. (A/N: Picture above!) "Bow down to Za-!" His voice boomed. You glared at him with a fierce eye.

"Okay, now you look MISTER." You began walking towards him. "I am already late to work and I can get FIRED if I don't open up soon and I can NOT afford to lose my only source of money. So, stop slowing me down and get out of my way!" There was a pause before he began chuckling.

"Fierce. My name is Zalgo, why don't you give me a call sometime?" He handed you a slip of paper from his pocket. You examined it but when you looked back up, he was gone. You stared at were he had been before rushing off to your job.

 Developing Feelings For Him~

You had called Zalgo after your shift had ended that day. You two decided to meet up at a local café. You had met with him multiple times. Once a month changing to once a week, then to every day. You had always been fond of him so you were not at all surprised when you discovered your true feelings for him. Though, he was very formal.

"(Y/N), put your napkin in your lap" He said. He taken you out to diner at, can you guess? A fancy restaurant.

"Oh, yes. I'm sorry." You apologized sheepishly and did as he said.  You grabbed one of the many spoons to eat the soup he had ordered for you.

"Wrong spoon." He said, eating his. You began panicking, which one was the right one again? He looked at you and a laughed. "Smallest one."

"Hah.. ha... Thank you.." He nodded.

"Of course, but you really need to know your formalities."

"I don't usually eat at places like this.. I prefer McDonald's."

"Well, if you're going to be hanging around me, you must know this."

"Yeah, yeah.. whatever." You blushed.

A Date With Someone Else/ First Kiss~

Zalgo had you cornered in your kitchen. "Just tell me who he is!" Zalgo yelled.

"No! You'll see when he gets here. He's a nice guy! You're not my dad, Zalgo!"

"I may not be your dad, but I care about you a whole lot. So much I can't even put it into words!"

"Not even those big ones you use all the time." He walked to you.

"Not even those." He began leaning closer to you and you blushed. You didn't know what to do, so you did what your mom always taught you to at times like this. You kicked him in the crotch, making him double over.

"Shit! I'm so sorry!" 

"I-it's fine. I just can't feel my p-"

"ZALGO!"

"W-whatever.." You canceled your date for the night to tend to his privates and that mouth of his. You eventually redid the kiss, though he was on guard this time.

When He Gets Jealous~

Zalgo had taken you out to another fancy restaurant. However, this time you came prepared. "Lookie! I picked the right spoon!"

"Prodigious. Fascinating. Redemptions." He said sarcastically. You hadn't even ordered your food yet. The waiter came up an did a double-take. He looked down at you.

"Wow! Are those real?" He gestured to your breasts. You covered yourself quickly and Zalgo straight up punched him.

"Let's go, (Y/N)." Zalgo said heading for the door. You began following him when the waiter pulled you back by your waist. You called for Zalgo. He turned around with a murderous look in his eyes. He grabbed fork from someone's plate and stabbed the guy in the eye. You picked you up bridal style and quickly ditched the place.

When He Reveals His Secret~

You and Zalgo were on your couch reading when he closed his book. "(Y/N), I have something important tell you." You closed your book also and paid full attention to him. "I am the lord of the under-realm." You looked at him and continue reading.

"That's great."

"'That's great' Is that all you have to say, woman?" You glared at him.

"Okay one, don't ever call me woman again. Two, I did my research after you stabbed that guy's eye." He shrugged.

"Alright then."

Visit From His 'Friend'~

You had told Zalgo that you wanted to go to your favorite store, "Hot Topic", to buy their newest addition of headwear. Zalgo of course insisted that he come with to make sure that if anyone tries to pull a move on you, he would be there to kick their ass. "How's this?" You asked  turning around and gesturing to the horns atop your head. Zalgo looked at you stunned by your beauty then proceeded to push you into a nearby dressing room. He kissed you passionately. You pulled away with a blush, you had felt the bulge against your thigh from when you two were kissing, however before you could tell him about his little 'problem' he had already rushed out of the dressing room and to the food court's restroom. You just stood outside waiting for him to finish, pretending you didn't know what he was doing.

That Time Of The Month~

Whenever it was that time of the month, you didn't really change. (A/N: Out of ideas ~ )

First Fight~

You had come home from a long day at work. You plopped down on the couch next to Zalgo. "Woman. Go make me a sandwich, I'm starving."

"What did I say about calling me woman?" You rubbed your temples.

"Oh well, just go make me the damn sandwich. I am the king!"

"I am not your servant, Zalgo!" You yelled.

"Don't raise your voice at me!" He yelled back

"I am your fucking girlfriend! Treat me like it!"

"When did I say you were my girlfriend?" He asked, serious.

"Are you kidding me? If I'm not your girlfriend, what the hell are you doing here? Get out!"

"Gladly." He disappeared in a black puff of smoke, leaving you to cry to yourself.

When He Apologizes~

Zalgo had not spoken a word to you since the argument. You were yearning for him, though he was a cocky bastard. You were in your room, just laying there on the floor, contemplating your life choices. Tissues surrounded you. Suddenly, you window opened and in came Zalgo. He had dozens of chocolates in his hands and his eyes were glazed. "Here take it! (Y/N), I am so sorry for being a prick!" You looked at him.

"I can't take those." You said.

"Why not? I'm sorry, I shouldn't called you woman. And I can't live without you, we are dating! I am sorry about that, but I really do lo- like you! The king of the under-realm needs his queen." You sat up and shook you head.

"No, I can't take that chocolate." Tears streamed down his face.

"B-but.. why? I can't continue without you!" He cried.

"Zalgo, calm down. I forgive you, I'm just allergic to chocolate."

"Oh..." He sniffled relief clear on his face.

"Yeah, you might want to get your money back."

"Screw that, I'm eating it."

"I can't kiss you then, I could die."

"...I'll be right back." He jumped out the window.

"Wait! I can eat something else." He looked back at you with a ravenous look on his face.

"Oh." He began un-zipping his belt while you looked at him wide-eyed.

"Zalgo, no! I meant, like, popcorn! We've only known each other for a couple months!"  A blush appeared on his face.

"I-I'll go get the popcorn." He jumped out the window, leaving you in a fit of laughter.

(A/N: @nibbles7192 Thank you, babeh for helping me with these scenarios. #MajesticKayla Pls go read "Kayla And I", you won't regret it! :D Thank you all for reading and the requests/ feedback! I appreciate it tons and there is more to come tomorrow! )