When You Meet Another Pasta~


Slenderman:

One day as you and Slender were watching a movie, you heard a knock on the door. You excused yourself to answer it and when you opened the door, you saw a sonic doll on the floor. Having played a few of the games before, you picked it up and went to go show Slender.

"Slender, lookie! Isn't it cute?" You declared, making him sigh.

"That's not a doll, (Y/N). Put him down." Though confused, you did as you were told and you put the doll on the counter-top, shortly after you watched as it transformed into a human.

"You're quite cute yourself, doll." The blue-haired man winked.

"Why'd you come here, Sonic?" Slender asked, seemingly annoyed.

"Sorry to break up whatever this is, but I need you for a moment, Slendy." Slender kissed your cheek before disappearing off with the flirtatious Sonic.

Jeff The Killer:

Meanwhile at the park, Jeff and you were competing over who could swing the highest once again. You were gloating when you somehow managed to get your swing higher than Jeff's when you lost your grip and tumbled face first into the pit below, knocking you unconscious. Jeff immediately jumped off his own swing and checked your pulse in a frenzy. Dealing with dead people in his day-to-day life, he was able to tell who was dead or not. The killer picked your limp body up in a panic and ran into the woods.

"Hey, can you hear me fine?" An unrecognizable voice asked. You hazily opened your eyes, temporarily blinded by a light that had a tint of blue in them, to see a man who looked like a doctor except his eyes were red.

"Are you talking to me?" You croaked. The man with the black hair chuckled a bit and nodded before proceeding to help you sit up.

"Take it a bit easy, you had quite a fall but really nothing to worry about. Just a few scrapes and bruises. It seems you fell on a hard clump of dirt and that knocked you out."

"What? How'd I get here?" Your mind began clearing up and you looked around to see blood everywhere, although the room itself was neatly organized, all the tools were coated with dried blood. I need to leave right now. "I-I- where's my phone?"

"Jeff has it. He took it so I could check you out, that overprotective bastard." He laughed. "I'm known as the infamous Dr.Smiley, by the way."

"I'm-"

"I know who you are. Come with me, we need to tell Jeff you're okay before he goes on a spree." The doctor helped you off his 'working station,' and lead you out the door. You were immediately engulfed in a warm hug.

"If you ever worry me like that again, I'll kill you myself." Jeff jokingly said, he then proceeded to explain how you got there. Apparently, after you fell unconscious, he scurried through the woods and pestered Smiley into checking you out so much so that he actually agreed to- despite that being the opposite of what he typically does. You were only out for fifteen minutes.

"They're okay, guys!" You heard the doctor yell as people began packing into the room with you and Jeff. Oh boy... you thought when each of Jeff's friends began introducing themselves one-by-one.

BEN Drowned:

BEN had come over earlier and, at the moment, thing were getting steamy between you two in your bedroom. Getting startled by the slam of a door, you accidentally bit his lip hard enough to draw blood.

"BEN!" Shouted a husky man's voice. Multiple doors started opening ad closing in chronological order until it reached the room beside yours. BEN sighed as the door opened, revealing the infamous creepypasta you read about: Jeff The Killer. He looks scarier up close... and cooler.

"What're you doing here?" BEN questioned, clearly already annoyed.

"I've been playing that game you told me about- Undertale, and I can't beat the fucking flower!"

"And?"

"And give me some tips, help a brother out." You started laughing. This was your life. A bunch of serial killers raving over a game.

"I'm going to go make some tea," you started, "and give him some pointers, BEN." Pecking him on the cheek as he groaned, you walked out t find something else to do.

Eyeless Jack:

You and Jack were relaxing on a park bench when a man in a mask walked up to the two of you. You held onto Jack's hand just a bit harder, causing him to pat you on the head.

"It's okay," he whispered, "he's a friend of mine."

"Hey, it's good I ran into you," the man behind the white mask that held feminine features said. "I was wondering if you'd let me borrow a kidney."

"What, why?" Jack curiously asked.

"I want to pull a prank on Hoodie later today." The way he said the sentence made you believe that it wasn't a coincidence that he stumbled upon Jack.

"Alright, sure. I'll bring some over later," Jack laughed. "Just tell me how it goes."

"See you later, Jack, (Y/N)." And the man ran off without telling you his name yet knowing yours.

You were soon brought out of your thoughts when something cold touched your cheek and hearing Jack laughing at something.

Dr.Smiley:

You were in the middle of cooking with Dr.Smiley when you heard a knock at the door. You washed your hands and went to answer the door when Smiley stopped you.

"I'll get it," he smiled. A moment later, you heard a gasp at the door. Curiosity got the best of you and you decided to poke your head sneakily around the corner.

"Seriously, what are you doing here?" Smiley asked the masked figure at the door. The figure wore a half-black, half-white mask, a black jacket, and black gloves. He proceeded to talk to Smiley in, what you believed to be, Japanese. "I can't understand you."

"Yes you can, you just refuse to speak in it since you're not very good at it," he huffed. "I came here to request you for a job. The others told me how much time you spend here so, I came. He seemed to be looking around Smiley when his mask shifted in your direction. He chuckled, "Now I see why."

You sighed and went to stand next to your boyfriend. "It's a pleasure to meet you, I'm (Y/N)."

"The pleasure is mine." He turned back to Dr.Smiley. "So, what do you say?"

"Let's talk about this outside." He quickly kissed you on the forehead, reassuring you he'd be right back and closed the door behind him. You wondered what exactly the job was until the fragrance of burning food began floating around.

Toby:

Toby and you were at a date in a pizza parlor.

"And then Smiley told me that chairs were banned in his cabin! H-How weird is that?" Toby ecstatically told his story. You laughed in reply as the bell to the front door rang. You turned your gaze over, immediately causing your face to drain; At the door was a man, or at least you assumed, with a yellow hoodie and mask that had red stitches in it to form a face. Panicking, you returned your stare back to Toby, who also seemed to be interested in the new patron. You looked between the two when the man began walking towards your table.

Oh no, oh no. He's coming over. We have to run. Right now. We have to go right now!

"T-toby," the masked man called out.

"What're you here for?" Your boyfriend replied, recognition in his voice.

"I was sent to get pizza. I-I'm not too familiar with this are yet though," He seemed to take notice of you. "W-who's this?"

"(Y/N). Aren't they just adorable?"

"P-pleasure to meet you," He held out a gloved hand. "I-I'm Hoodie." Hesitantly reaching out, you shook his hand.

"Pleasure's mine..."

Lost Silver:

You were getting ready for bed when your phone began ringing. Hurriedly checking the I.D., you answered. "Hello?"

"Hi, u-uh, (Y/N)?" Lost Silver's voice sounded though your speaker. "I-I have someone I-I want you t-to meet. Is it o-okay if we come over?" It was pretty late, but you agreed anyways since you hadn't seen him in quite some time. He hung up and, almost immediately, you heard the doorbell go off. You quickly debated whether to change out of your pajamas or not but ultimately decided it didn't matter and went to let Silver in.

"Hey again." You smiled as you pulled open the door. On your front porch stood you boyfriend and he man you knew as Red. You met him when he brought Silver to you drunk.

"(Y-Y/N), this is my b-best friend: Red." Silver introduced him.

"Silver, I already-" You glanced at Red to see him frantically waving his arms. You understood immediately. "-read about him."

"W-what?" Silver asked, confused.

"Yeah, I practically know everything about him. When you said you were a creepypasta, I looked you up and read about everybody I'd potentially meet. Slender, Kagekao, the Puppeteer- You name it."

"U-uh. Okay. I'll let y-you two talk t-then, I guess?" Silver backed out and went into the forest. Maybe you creeped him out too much.

"Thanks for covering, (Y/N). He was so excited to introduce us, I just didn't have the heart to tell him. Is any of that true, by the way?"

"All of it is," you wiggled your eyebrows.

Hoodie:

It was late at night and you decided that some soda would be amazing. So you decided to take a trip to the nearby dollar store. As you walked in, your mind was set. (Y/F/S)your favorite soda, a candy bar, and a (puzzle/lottery ticket) to keep your mind occupied. Walking in, your attention was drawn to a man who stood well over six feet in a tuxedo.

"Where I the world is it..?" He mumbled as he wandered up and down various aisles. You gathered your items and stood behind the man- who seemed to have found what he was searching for: a lot of candy, two 12-packs of two different soda pops, and three older (and seemingly cheesy) romance novels.

"Are you.. uh, okay?" You asked.

"Yes," he turned for a moment, "my boyfriend is in one of his moods and decided that we needed to spend more time together. What better way to do that than with his three favorite things?"

"Is he a romance fanatic?" You gestured the novels.

"Romance? Not very much, his favorite book is more horror-based." You laughed a bit.

"Those books might not be for him then," you noticed his purchases accounted over seventy dollars. "My name's (Y/N)."

"It's the only genre they had... I'm Slender. It's very nice to meet you." He gathered up his bags.

"Wait- like the urban legend 'Slenderman'?"

"Exactly like," he chuckled, "though that's only what I go by; my real name is Onesiphorus."

"Odd..."

Masky:

Masky was currently at your house, per usual, and you two decided to have a lazy day. Well, you decided to- Masky didn't really agree. As you forced Masky to cuddle with you in his pajamas, there was a knock at the door. Groaning, you got up and answered it.

"Hi, m-may I come in?" The boy in the doorway ticked, seemingly out of breath. He wore orange goggles, a hoodie, ad a mouth guard to match. Behind him, rain was pouring down hard. You knew you shouldn't but you felt bad for him.

"Come on in." You opened the door wider to let him in and hurriedly closed it as to not let the rain in. "My name is (Y/N), by the way."

"I'm Toby, d-do you have any towels?" Toby pulled down his mouth guard and proceeded to take off his damp jacket to let it dry. You popped your head around the corner to warm Masky to put on clothes, but was interrupted by the man behind you. "Masky?" Your boyfriend jumped out of shock.

"What are-? How did you-?" He stammered.

"This is Toby, I invited him in."

"M-Masky, why don't you have a shirt on?"

"Get him out."

"It's pouring outside," you glanced out a nearby window. At this point, you were enjoying yourself. He must be another proxy.

"(Y/N), you have to," Masky whined.

"Would you like some food?"

"Yes please!" Masky face-palmed and left to change into something more decent.

Kagekao:

Kage had taken you out for dinner pretty late and after you two had finished, he walked you home. Well, he originally brought a car but somebody stole it.

Kage pulled you closer to him and stopped in his tracks as his mask changed to a more hostile face.

"W-wait, I don't me-ean any harm." You heard a man stutter as he came out of an alleyway. "I j-just need to talk and I-I know you leave tomorrow." As the man came more into view, you saw he wore an orange jacket and a black mask with stitched red linen.

"I'm with my significant other." Kage emphasized.

"I know but I-it's really important," he paused. "I-I need you t-to teach me how to prank."

"Why?" Kagekao sounded happier.

"R E V E N E N G E." Kage's laughter boomed around you. Both he and the man, whose name you've yet to learn, began talking aback and forth rapidly in Japanese. They spoke in a manner that was too fast for you to even process their words. Kage tapped your head and gestured for you to continue walking with him. You sighed as you walked along with them. It seems like you've lost your boyfriend.

Laughing Jack:

"I can't believe you! I absolutely can not believe you!" You yelled.

"What?! What did I do wrong?!" Laughing Jack aggravatingly huffed back. "I didn't do a single thing wrong this time!"

"Oh yeah, because not telling me that the Slenderman was your boss! He's like a unicorn! How could you not tell me?"

"This is the forth time we argued about this. Can you just let it go already?!"

"Not until you make it up to me."

Sonic.EXE:

You were running around your house in a cleaning frenzy with Sonic. He challenged you to see who could clean the most for the glorious prize of (Y/F/S)your favorite snack. You dashed down the stairs and attempted to turn a corner when you fell harshly onto the ground. Looking up, you saw the infamous Slenderman, a being widely known to drive people insane, so you did the one thing you knew how to in that moment; you screamed. You flailed your arms about and felt the broom near you. Picking it up, you attempted to hit the beast to no avail. You saw a blue blur in the corner of your eye as your vision was blocked by a man- Sonic specifically.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"This is your punishment for interrupting my date." An unrecognizable voice sounded around you.

"What the fuck."

"Oh yeah, (Y/N), this is a friend of mine." Sonic looked at you. "He's not exactly the most polite person yet he still somehow manages to land dates."

"Watch it."

Homicidal Liu:

"Can I look now?" You asked impatiently as Liu dragged you across the park blindfolded.

"No! Not yet!" You sighed when Liu suddenly pulled the mask off for you. In front of you was the cliché checkered blanket in the park, only Liu set it up beneath the children's play area.

"Oh Liu, there are kids playing there," you giggled. "How are we suppose to eat?" And with that, Liu chased off the children playing and forced you to sit with him. The date was going smoothly until a dog while red and black fur trotted up to you while Liu was in the bathroom.

"Oh, hello," you greeted the furry fellow. He/she seemed to look from you to the food for a few seconds before snatching up the food and placing it back in the basket. "What the hell are you doing?" You tried to stop them to no avail, saving the picnic wasn't worth getting bit over. So you sat as you watched the dog packed everything up and walked away with the basket in it's mouth.

"(Y/N)? Where's the food?" Liu asked, walking back up to you. You pointed the weird dog, ashamed. "Dammit. Not again."

Zalgo:

Zalgo decided he didn't really want to do anything today, so you went along with it as seemingly didn't feel like arguing. He suddenly wanted to show you something on the phone you gave him, so you sat closer. As he unlocked the screen, a static sound came out of the speaker.

"Damn it," he cursed. A man slowly popped out of his phone. He had coal-black hair that danced well with his red eyes. He also wore black glasses that framed his face nicely, though he held a certain vibe. "What is it now?" Zalgo pestered, annoyed that he would actually have to do something.

"Slender sent me to spread the word."

"That's an awful joke, Smile. Get out."

"But I-"

"Out." Dejectedly, Smile hopped back into the phone while Zalgo stroked his glabella.

"What was that about?" You hummed.

"Just pasta stuff."

"Who was he?" Zalgo groaned.

Radioface:

"(Y/N)! Come here!"

"What is it?" You asked Radioface.

"I found this really weird show about this apple on a stick and it's very interesting."

"Oh, sweetie. That's a creepypasta."

"Wait what?" He paused the T.V. and looked at you. "The fuck you mean?"

"Well, if you'd actually read up on the other pastas, you'd know for a fact that the show you're currently watching is the creepypasta 'Happy Appy.'"

"I do-"

"No you don't," you cut him off. "You only follow the pastas that are under Slender's rule, but not all of them are. Some prefer to go solo and you just recently got added to the whole 'pasta scene' so that's not very wise of you. Now if you'd excuse me, I'm returning to my game." You sashayed away.

Herobrine:

"Okay, so at first you'll need to close your eyes but once we're actually in the circuits- you can look, but it might give you a bit of a headache." You nodded at Herobrine's instruction. It was his turn to plan the date and he decided to take you inside a videogame. You did as you were told a soon, you were in the circuits.

"It's very...bright." Herobrine laughed as you stared at the wall of white.

"It's not always like this- if that makes you feel better." Suddenly, a splash of color appeared in front of Herobrine.

"Who're they? Your date?" The splash of color turned out to be a man looking remarkably similar to Link. "That's not cool, man, I was going to bring mine."

"You're just upset because I thought of it first," you boyfriend laughed.

"I'm BEN, who're you?"

"(Y/N)."

"Pretty name. If I didn't have my own, I would steal you from Herobrine here."

Sally:

"Okay. Do I look okay?" You questioned, readjusting your (tie/belt) once again.

"You look fine. Why are you obsessing over this so much? It's just a formality."

"You're not supposed to use big words like that." You pecked your girlfriend on the lips causing her to giggle. "It's your dad, he means a lot to you so of course I want him to like me."

"It's okay if he doesn't like you- the world isn't going to end. The worst he could do is shun you."

"No, Sally, the worst he could do is k i l l me."

"Oh yeah, you're right." She pondered this for a moment. "I think you should change out of that (dress/suit), the color looks childish on you and my dad doesn't like that. Maybe try black?" You gulped.


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