(A/N: This is for fun. Read at your own risk~ ;))

(Y/N)'s P.O.V.

I sat on the couch in my dim living room, scrolling through channel after channel. The door opened before closing with a thud. I turned my head just in time to Laughing Jack storming up to me. "What's wro-" I was cut off by Laughing Jack kissing me passionately. I had no means to argue, so I fell into the kiss. His tongue snaked it's way into mine lustfully, dominating my own. He pushed me back onto the couch and crawled onto me, deepening the kiss. He hands caressed sides of my body, feeling me up. They soon wandered down to the hem of my shirt, playing with it teasingly before pulling it clean off. He hesitated as he looked down at the exposed skin that use to be hidden beneath your shirt. He sighed and laid back onto the couch. I gazed at him, watching him just sit there. "What's wrong? Are you cock-blocking me?" I asked, sitting up and leaning against his shoulder.

"No, it's just... Do you really want to do this, Gumdrop?" He got up, pulling you with him as he questioned me. I looked at him dumbfounded before laughing lightly.

"Why don't I show you?~" I purred into his ear, then proceeded to get on my knees in front of him. I hear him gulp as I begin unfastening his belt, throwing it onto the floor next to us.

"W-wait, (Y/N)- I dunno about this.." I looked up at him, smiling.

"It's okay, I want this.~" I then continued to unzip his pants, and before he could argue, pull them down to his ankles. "Wha...?"

"I want this too, but I can't.." He mumbled. You looked up at his reddened face then back down at his blank area. It was just... nothing. Just like a doll.

"You do realize you don't have a penis, right?" He sighed.

"I know.." He pulled up his pants and walked out of the room, embarrassed that another besides the angels that made him knew his secret.

"Well how am I suppose to get pregnant now?..."

(A/N: FUN FACT: Did you guys know that Laughing Jack is a ragdoll and does NOT have a penis? I found this out through AnimeCookie Which gave me the inspiration to write this ;))