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A Date With Someone Else/ First Kiss~

Dark Link:

Your date, Hunter, had come over to your place for your gaming date. A pizza box on the floor in the middle of you both. You couldn't deny that you were having a good time. "BAM! First place, BITCH!" You yelled.

"No fair, you cheated!" Hunter yelled back jokingly. You then heard a loud noise rapidly going down the stairs. By the time you turned your head, you saw DL sprawled across the bottom of the staircase.

"Hey ba- Who the fuck is this?" You rolled your eyes and helped him up.

"Oh yeah, I'm in the middle of, like, a date so you kind of need to leave." You heard him growl. He possessively pulled you back against his chest and suddenly spun you around and crashed his lips into yours. You automatically kissed back.

"Uh.. I'll.. just get going now..." Hunter said as Dark Link refused to let you pull away. Ay, what could you do? He went to take the pizza with him, when Dark Link pulled away.

"Leave the pizza." He sternly said. Hunter dropped the pizza on command and left dejectedly. "Now where were we?~"

"Finishing my goddamn game you perv." You sashayed away.

RadioFace:

You were going to a waterpark with some guy, so you had put on your adventure time bikini. 'Noah' then walked into the room and you turned to look at him, placing your shades down. "What do you think?" You asked, posing for him.

"Hot... WAIT! Why are you in a bikini?!" He asked, frightened..? You looked down.

"Oh, I'm going to a waterpark for my date." 'Noah' seemed to tear up, though you weren't sure because the 'tears' looked black. He fell to his knees.

"What's wrong?" You asked, concerned and went by his side. Then, you realized your mistake. "I'm so stupid! You hate water! No worries though, I'll be going not you anyways."

"That's not the point (Y/N)! Why can't you see that?! I'll be putting the one I care about the most in danger!"

"How will I be in- You care about me?" He sniffed.

"How could I not? You're so sweet, and adorable.. and hot.." You giggled, then he leaned in to kiss you. You fell into the kiss but pulled away after a while to cancel your date and change. 'Noah' insisted that you stayed dressed the way you were, but you refused.

Smexy:

Your date, Dan, had a reservation at Café Central over in El Paso Texas, not only that, but he had booked a private room. "Dan, come on, you seriously didn't have to bring me here. I would've been cool with McDonald's!" You said as the waiter filled your glass with sparkled water. He winked at you.

"Hey. Don't worry 'bout it. Only the best for my gal." Dan cooed. You blushed a bit. He had been trying to get you to date him for years, the only reason you agreed was in attempt to get over "John." At that moment, Dan picked up your hand and gave it a kiss.

"AW HELL NAW!" A booming voice went throughout the room, Dan's hand was slapped away to reveal a pissed off 'John.'

"J-John what are you doing here?" You asked, confused. "Were you stalking me?!"

"Why do you get so upset this time? I was 'stalking' you in the showe- I mean what?" You face turned a crimson red. You opened your mouth to yell at him, but before you could get a word out, lips were crashed into yours. I don't know who's kissing me right now, but kiss back! My brain screamed, I listened. The kiss turned heated and the man, 'John' from what you knew, pushed you on top of the table, causing the glasses that were on there to fall and shatter to bits. Before it could go any further, an orotund voice spoke.

"I'm still here you know..." You pulled from the kiss, your clothes all disheveled. You felt kind of bad for the boy, I mean, he had tried to get wit you for years and here you were, atop a table he paid for with 'John.' Just then, the waiter walked in holding the food, stopping in his tracks when he caught sight of you.

"Uh.. so.. Are y'all still going to pay for tis food or should I like... go..?" He rambled. 'John' picked you up and sped past the waiter. No one knows what happened after that ;) (A/N: \_('-')_/  P.S. Kayla made me write this.)

When He Gets Jealous~

Dark Link: 

You and your group of friends had went out to "Pizza Hut" To celebrate you getting the new high score on the online game "(O/G/N)" (A/N: it means "online game name") You sat next to one of your best guy friends, Brandon. "Congrats on beating the high score! But you better be ready to defend your title because I've been practicing." Brandon said smugly. You got all up in his face to appear intimidating.

"Oh yea? I'm beyond ready!" You said defensively.

"(Y/N)! WHO IS THIS!?" Dark Link shouted, coming up from behind you, causing you to jump up in surprise.

"One, he's my best friend. Two, WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!?" You yelled.

"You said you were going to be here, so I thought I'd tag along, you know since I am your boyfriend!" He yelled back, stretching out the word 'boyfriend.'

"Wait a second, are you... jealous?" You asked teasingly. He blushed a bright shade of crimson.

"W-What do you mean!?" He asked defensively.

"HA! You're jealous... of Brandon!" You mocked and distorted your face into one of those in disgust.

"S-shut up!"

"Oi! What's so wrong about me?" Brandon questioned.

"... you're Brandon."

Radioface:

You and 'Noah' had ordered pizza and, surprise surprise, the pizza guy wouldn't give you the food. "JUST GIVE ME HE DAMN FOOD!"

"Just give me your body~" He purred. You looked at him furiously when 'Noah' came out of no where and punched the guy, causing him to fall off the porch. "Noah..?"

"Get inside." You did as he commanded.

"Aw babe, you're so adorable when you're jealous."

"Who said I was jealous? I'M A MAN!"

"But you're my man." You hugged him, making him blush.

Smexy:

You and 'John' had been walking down the street at night, when a male prostitute walked up to you in a leotard that only covered his private area. "Hey there, looking for a good time hot stuff?~" He asked.

"Pardon?" You questioned. He got a little too close for comfort.

"I'll pay you~" He was suddenly thrown to the other side of the street, 'John' trying to keep his tendrils hidden, began whistling and walking away.

"John, hold up!" You called after him. He pulled you closer

When He Reveals His Secret:

Dark Link:

"(Y/N), you see, I'm kind of this cold-blooded killer who murders people. Oh yeah, and I'm the actual Dark Link. Not some cosplayer." DL said while you were playing a game. You paused it and looked over at him.

"So.. that day when I said you hadn't gotten his personality right..."

"Yup."

"I'm so sorry! I didn't know and -and!" DL laughed.

"Bitch, you better be." He said seriously then began the game, causing you to fall behind.

Radioface:

'Noah' had been acting strange all day. He'd been distancing himself from you for the past few days. When you had confronted him about it, he ran into the woods. You chased him down and finally caught up to him, only because he sat down on a log. You opened your mouth to say something but was then pushed against a tree harshly with a sharp object that curved around your neck pushing into you. You looked up only to be looking into the black voids that 'dripped' down a blue mask. "Who are you?" The man asked, catching 'Noah's' attention.

"Jack, no! Let her go!" 'Noah' yelled, prying the man off of you. "Are you alright?!" The man, Jack, looked between you two before nodding.

"I see..." Jack said, rubbing his chin. "Girlfriend problems. I see you haven't told her yet.. well I'm out!" Jack sped off to the north, not wanting to stay any longer.

"Told me what exactly?" You asked 'Noah.'

"Uh.. well.. you see... I'm .. just a.. just a... DRUG DEALER!" You face palmed, he was broke. You glared at him, causing him to freeze up. "Fine fine.. I-I'm a..." He gulped. "A iafbeahf" He mumbled.

"Noah."

"A PROXY OF SLENDERMAN!" He yelled.

"Wait.. does that mean you k-kill people?" You asked, growing afraid.

"Well, yeah but-" You took a step back, just in case. "No no no no, don't do that (Y/N), I'd never hurt you!" He reached out to grab your hand, but you flinched casing him to pull back. "This is why I said I was a drug dealer..." He mumbled.

"J-just.. don't kill my family/friends or whatever.." You asked, kind of guilty for making him upset, and the fact that you didn't want to die just yet. He immediately pulled you into a hug. "So, what's your name anyway?"

"Radioface." He took off his illusion form, revealing his knobs for eyes.

"Still hot."

Smexy:

~Smexy will be postponed for tomorrow since it's late here an Kayla left me ;-; ~

 (BONUS SCENE FOR SMEXY; Right after they left the restaurant in the first scene: "No John! Now get the hell out of my house!" You laughed/yelled pointing at the door.

"But Baby~" John replied seductively.

"Now!" You yelled trying to cover up your blush. He groaned and headed towards the door.

"My name's not even John..." He grumbled before adding louder this time, "We'll save it for another time~" He winked, leaving you confused on what his actual name is and blushing even redder at what he had said.)

(ALTERNATIVE ENDING FOR RADIOFACE ON "When He Reveals His Secret"! :

"A PROXY OF SLENDERMAN!" He yelled. Suddenly, a tall, faceless man appeared by 'Noah.' Though you weren't afraid. For, he had on a long pink and fluffy dress along with a tiara, and pink tea-cup in one of his ginormous hands.

"You called? What is it, child?" You tried holding in your laughter as best you could, but failed causing the man to glare to you, shutting you up immediately.

"Nothing, sir. I was just explaining to my girlfriend the situation. Uh.. may I ask why you're dressed like that?" The tall man looked at himself. "Sally?"

"Sally." He disappeared. You and 'Noah' looked at each other and burst out laughing, completely forgetting about the matter.)

When He Reveals His Secret~

Smexy:

You were walking home from work. You decided to be more cautious and carry pepper spray since you almost got raped. You were walking by an alley, when you heard a muffled scream. Your instincts kicked in, persuading you to help. You ran down the alley to meet with the man who went by 'Offenderman.' He had been dressed in a fedora and a long trench coat. You pulled out your pepper spray.

"HEY! ASS-BUTT!" He turned his head.

"(Y-)" You sprayed him in the mouth, causing him to fall to the floor. The girl ran away, without a thank you.

"YOU'RE WELCOME!" You yelled after her. "ungrateful bitch.."

"WHY, (Y/N)?! WHY?" Offender yelled.

"Because you were gonna rape her and I know who you are! And how do you know my name?" You screamed. He regained his posture.

"Does the name 'John' sound familiar to you?"

"...Nah?" He fake-laughed.

"Haha. Very funny. I'm your boyfriend~" You looked at him shocked.

"My boyfriend does NOT rape girls in alleyways, or any girls at all for that matter!" You yelled at him, sternly. 

Visit From His 'Friend'~

Dark Link:

You thought Dark Link was going to be out for a while and, not only was it hot, but you couldn't get to bed. So, you thought 'Hey, Ocarina of Time is a fun game and I'm bored!' You took off your clothes, only in your lacy undergarments, and began playing the game on your Xbox. "Well, Fuck you too!" You yelled in rage at the 'You Died.' screen. You had just lost the boss battle to the boss 'Dark Link.' You threw down the controller justas something was coming out of the screen.

"Sup Ba-" He suddenly stopped his sentence halfway through. You blushed and attempted to cover your exposed body with a pillow you used to decorate your couch.

"Well... I'm going to uhm, change." You awkwardly said, and began to skooch away. He jumped out of the television screen and grabbed your wrist, pulling you to him. He hugged your bare body.

"No, stay like this~" He purred in your ear.

"You know, I feel your..' little friend' on my side."

"What about him? You wanna make him go away?~"

"Dark Link!"

"You can if you want...~"

"Well, get out of here so I can beat your ass at your videogame! And by that I mean your character, not you, so just get out of my house."

"Fine. I'll just go deal with my 'friend' all alone.~" He muttered, walking to the bathroom.

"Okay, I'll just let you deal with.. that." With that, you picked up your controller and he dragged himself to the bathroom, disappointed it wouldn't be in the bedroom with you.

"I'll be thinking of you, while I do the deed~"

RadioFace:

Radioface was driving you to The Outlet Mall. You were sick of the station playing, so you went to change it via the knobs. You noticed RadioFace looking at you the entire time, stiffly. You changed it and heard him moan. "Uh.. Radio?"

"N-nothing!" He yelled, looking directly forward with a light blush on his cheeks. Your eyes seemed to wander to his crotch, and you noticed a bulge in his pants. That's when the pieces clicked.

"Oh! I get it! I turn you on!" You happily said. He blushed a darker shade of crimson.

"Everyday."

Smexy:

You were washing your hands when he came up behind you, pulling you back into him. "You know what I'm thinking right now?~" You sighed, knowing where this was going by the thing that was poking onto your side.

"What, Smexy?"

"Those hands will work really well on my~"

"NOPE!" You yelled, running to the safe haven of your bedroom, locking the door.

"I see what you're doing, but I'm the dominant one~" He cooed through the door. "You know I can teleport, right?"

"I WILL KICK YOU IN YOUR LITTLE 'FRIEND' IF YOU COME IN HERE!"

"Oh sweetheart, he's not little.~" He purred. "I can prove it to you if you let me in~"

"Haha, no."

First Fight~

Dark Link:

Dark Link had appeared in your house around midnight drunk. "Ayyyy, wassup bab?" He slurred. When he kissed you, you had noticed the taste of alcohol on his tongue.

"Are you.. drunk?" You asked, wiping your mouth.

"Waaa, nooo?" He laughed. "Haha, yeeeeaa." You shook your head.

"At least your honest. Now get out of my house." Dark Link suddenly became angry. Who were you to tell him what to do?

"Who da fuck do you think you are?!" He yelled.

"Well, last I checked I was your girlfriend. And this-" You gestured around you. "was my house." He grabbed your arm and pulled you to him.

"You don't huve iny right to tulk to meh like that!" His grip tightened on you.

"Y-yes, I do. I'm not sexist." He began laughing like a maniac. It was horrifying to watch him like this. He suddenly stopped and glared at you.

"Whutevah. I'm out." He let go of you and left your house, not wanting to deal with you any longer.

"Bitch." You cried as he left. Tears were streaming down your face.

RadioFace:

You and Radioface were driving to someplace. You were trying to change the radio, but the knob came off. "Uh.. Rad?" You said, using your nickname for him.

"What is i-" He gasped. "What the hell did you do to my baby!" He slammed on the breaks and you hit your head on the headboard (A/N: I don't know what the proper term is so I'm going with that.) He then grabbed it from you.

"I-it came off.." He glared at you.

"No shit Sherlock. Get out." He focused his attention back on the knob.

"But it's my car."

"Whatever." He opened the door and stomped off towards the nearest forest, taking the knob with him.

"Fucking man-periods..." You got out and switched to the driver's side so you could go home.

Smexy:

"I AM A VIRGIN!" You screamed at Smexy. You and him had gotten into a fight when you asked if he still does the deed with others.

"So?! Raping people is my job!"

"Then get a different job!"

"I like my job!"

"Well I don't! How many kids do you have?!"

"I don't even know, I lost count!"

"Why do you even do that?"

"Cause it's fun! It's not my fault your image satisfy my needs! I mean, look at you! You're a circle!" He shot back. You softened your look, then got furious.

"Well, fuck you! Get out!" You pointed to the door.

"Fuck you too! Oh wait, you never have ad never will!" He teleported, leaving you to cry to yourself.

(A/N: I'll be fixing the colors and add the last scenario sometime to this one instead of making a PT 3. I will also be doing another update tomorrow so prepare for those! Sorry for the lack of updates, everything's cool now so we'll be back on schedule Saturday! I hope you enjoyed and thank you all for reading/the feedback! It means a lot to me!)