You decided to take a break from your reading of Creepypasta X Reader scenarios on Quotev. You had found this new writer who went by the screen-name 'MajesticWaffle.' You grew fond of her since you found her "Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios." You stood up and stretched your stiff muscles, groaning. You then walked over to the windowsill and opened the blinds, letting the moon's light travel into your room. Leaning against the sill, you were adoring the woods when you saw a figure. You stood upright and leaned closer, squinting your eyes to see better. Is that? It is. No, how could it be? You tilted your head in wonder, had he really existed all this time? The pale man with the crimson red tie stood tall, when you heard a voice boom around you. "Hello there my starling, do you need a ride to the clearing tonight?" What? Is he talking about the clearing? The one from the scenarios? No, it's probably just a coincidence. You reassured yourself. You took a step back and were about to close the blinds when you heard his voice once again. "Oh my Starling, what are these 'Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios' you think of?"

"Oh, uhm.. They're nothing!" You said before quickly turning around and bolting out of your room. Hadn't he promised not to look into your mind? Running down the hallway, you ran into the creepypasta known as KageKao.

"Konnichiwa, (Y/N)-chan.~" (Hello) KageKao said, a broken glass filled with as much wine as it could hold in his hand. You stopped abruptly and turned to him, knowing what he was capable of.

"You see, I'm pretty tired. So, oyasuminasai!" (Good night!) You called to the Japanese 'man', before stepping to the side and continuing your fast pace down the hall, leaving behind KageKao and his 'little friend' behind. You ran into your living room and halted to a stop and hoped, yet not, that the two people-creatures you saw were mere hallucinations from your lack of sleep.

"Sup Babe." Dark Link and BEN Drowned said in unison. They looked at one another and squinted their eyes at each other menacingly.

"Who are you calling babe?" Dark Link sneered at BEN.

"My babe, (Y/N), of course!" BEN yelled back.

"She is not your babe, she's my babe!" Dark Link and BEN went on back and forth until they were in a full-out fight; Creepypasta style. You took that chance to slowly inch your way into the nearest room- which just so happened to be the kitchen.

"Oh, hey (Y/N)." Masky greeted with a mouth full of cheesecake, his mask lifted just above his lips so he's able to eat the, what you knew was delicious, cheesecake. The cheesecake that your mom gave to you as a moving gift. She knows how much you love your cheesecake.

"What the fuck are you doing eating my cheesecake?" You questioned harshly. Masky dropped his fork immediately at the harshness of your tone and pointed at Hoodie, a clang! echoing.

"It was his idea!" Hoodie put his hands in the air in a surrendering motion.

"I'm innocent! W-well... unless you count a-all the murdering I-I do for Slenderman on a d-daily basis...." He rambled. A voice then spoke up.

"It was Masky, I was there." You turned around and located the voice as Eyeless Jack, everyone's favorite cannibal. "My little kidney, I see you're awake." He leaned close to you, so much so that you could feel his hot breath on your face as he spoke. He then grabbed the sides of your face gently, kissing you passionately. Before you could interpret what was happening you heard the squeak of chairs being forcefully pushed back- as if someone stood up aggressively, and then Jack was forcefully ripped off you with a flash of tan and orange. Not long after, you saw Jack get hit on the mask with a slice of cheesecake. "You shouldn't have done that." Jack sneered. BEN came running in.

"That's my line!" BEN growled.

"Stupid, short elf with your great hearing..." Jack muttered.

"DID YOU JUST CALL ME, SHORT!?" With that, BEN joined in on the food fight. You slipped out the side-door, heading to your car. That was the only way out of this mess. You opened the driver's door, only to reveal RadioFace leaning back on the reclined driver's seat.

"I see you finally came around." You immediately slammed the door in his face. Quickly turning around only to be met with Dr.Smiley directly in front of you.

"There you are, (Y/N), I've been looking for you. Are you alright? You look pale." Dr.Smiley said, reaching his hand out to check your temperature.

"Hmm, your temperature is fine, whatever is the matter? You look as if you've seen a ghost." He teased, I have seen many things today, all being creepypasta's, and coincidentally, one was a ghost. You mused in your thoughts. Suddenly, the car door burst open causing you to fall to the ground. "(Y/N)! Are you alright?" The doctor asked concerned, kneeling to the ground to inspect you for any injuries.

"(Y/N), I'm so sorry! I meant to hit Dr.Smiley in the face!" Radioface exclaimed worriedly. Dr.Smiley glared at him.

"Why would you want that?" Dr.Smiley questioned, clearly pissed.

"Because you were getting all buddy-buddy with my woman."

"Your woman? What're you talking about? She's my woman!" Dr.Smiley stood up. Radioface decided to be a moron and punched Dr.Smiley directly on his nose. You rolled your eyes and began walking away from the car when Dr.Smiley called out, "(Y/N), where are you going, love?" Radioface's jaw clenched in anger before he took another swing at the doctor. They then proceeded to go into a brawl over who's woman you were. Taking that as a queue to leave, you walked back inside your house to see the rest of the arguments that have already started still going. You sighed, feeling the sudden urge to use the restroom. You walked into the downstairs bathroom, locking the door behind you, and flicked the light switch on. You gasped at the sight before you and covered your eyes with your hands.

"Sup." You heard Toby say along with the crinkling of, what you assumed was, a newspaper.

"I am so sorry, Toby!" You yelled, blushing furiously.

"What about me?~" You heard Smexy purr beside you.

"Off-fender! How l-long have you b-been here?" Toby stuttered.

"You never turned on the light switch, I thought you were (Y/N)..." You peeked between your fingers to see Smexy shrug. Toby was on the toilet with a newspaper in his hands, his shirt covering his genitals. Smexy grabbed your chin and made you face him.

"Since we're already here...~" He purred in your ear, intending on only you hearing but Toby overheard. Toby stood up abruptly, his pants falling to the ground and exposing his genitals. You stared wide-eyed at him, blushing a deeper shade of crimson. "Put some damn pants on, Toby."

"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" Toby tackled Offender. You fiddled with the knob quickly and dashed out.

"Oh good, (Y/N). Come with me." Sonic.EXE wrapped his arm gently around your waist and pulled you closer to him, then he began walking to your garage door- ignoring all of the arguments going on. "They were trying to tell me that their girlfriends are prettier than you and I told them that is in no way possible. But they didn't believe me!"

"Sonic, I can't d- you think I'm pretty?" He chuckled.

"Of course, I do. You're absolutely gorgeous, (Y/N). I may be an asshole sometimes, but you are still my girlfriend. I'm not going to date no tarpon fish. I love you." He opened the garage door to reveal a small poker table in the center of the room with three chairs pulled up to it. Sitting in two of the chairs was the notorious Jeff the Killer and his older brother, Homicidal Liu- each had a BudLight beer can near them. "Now to deal with the matter at hand." I need to be careful. I can really fall for one of them. Jeff spit out his beer.

"This is your girlfriend?" Liu asked. "Fuck no, she's not." Sully growled.

"Wha-" Liu/Sully jumped onto Sonic in the blink of an eye. "What the fuck are you doing!?" The two started exchanging punches on he floor while Jeff held his head in his hands. You noticed a Jack-in-a-Box in the corner of the room. Oh hell no. None other than Laughing Jack appeared in a puff of smoke near the two on the floor.

"What is going on?" He laughed. Suddenly, his eyes seemed to flash with excitement and joy as he saw you, "(Y/N)!" He tilted his head to the side and kissed you gently on the mouth. That's your second kiss today. He was quickly pulled onto the floor by Liu/Sully harshly.

"Don't just kiss her like she belongs to you, bitch!" You sighed. When will this night end?

"P-pst, (Y/N)." You looked over and saw Silver peeking out from the laundry room. He seemed kind enough, maybe he knew what was happening. You rapidly walked over and shut the door to the room as you got in the enclosed space. "What's g-going on? W-why is everyone fighting?"

"I don't know." You looked down, tears were beginning to well up in your eyes. Silver wrapped his arms around you and pulled you close to him, embracing you.

"I-it's okay. We'll f-figure this out."

"Silver?.." You sniffled. He smelled really nice.

"Ye-es, (Y/N)?"

"I'm not who you think I am."

"What?" He pulled away from you and looked at you. "W-what do y-you mean?" Zalgo suddenly appeared on top of your washing machine in a puff of black smoke.

"What do you mean?" He was in his illusion form as far as you could tell and he was far cuter in person.

"I-" The door was suddenly flown open to reveal all of the pastas you had just encountered.

"(Y/N)! Are you cheating on me?" Jeff cried, his tears openly flowing.

"Please don't let that be so," Jack stated.

"N-no! Nothing of that sort!" Zalgo burst out laughing, causing everyone to go silent.

"What?" Slenderman sounded annoyed.

"Oh nothing, nothing!" He laughed a bit more. "It's just that this isn't a real universe and quite frankly, s/he's not your real boy/girlfriend." He wiped a tear from his eye. "Well, s/he is, but not quite. This universe you all are in right now isn't real."

"Cut the crap, Zalgo." Masky said, "What the hell do you mean?"

"This was all just a fun little thing I decided to do to keep myself occupied while my real (Y/N) went off to work. It's quite boring without her." He chuckled once more. "I pulled you all into this universe to pass the time, as one would say. Though of course, the only one who will actually remember this me."

"Not even me?" You asked. Zalgo looked down gently at you, you were still technically his girlfriend- so he felt a bit harsh for doing this to you. He loved you more than anything. Enough to maybe even kidnap you. He stroked you hair lightly.

"No, I'm sorry, my queen. I do love you so though." He jumped off the washer lightly and kissed you. "So it's going to be okay."

"Hey Zalgo, quit it!"

"Send us back already. I do believe I was preparing to drive out my girlfriend to show my love for her. S/he likes shopping too, ya'know." A herd of 'yeah!'s went around the room.

"Fine, fine. As you wish." He was about to snap his fingers when he seemed to remember something. "Oh yes, but don't forget, my dear (Y/N), just because you haven't met us yet in this universe doesn't mean we aren't watching." He snapped his fingers.

You stood up from your deskchair and stretched out your body. You walked over to your window set and gently opened the curtains, letting the moonlight flood in from the outside. For some reason, you felt a sudden wave of happiness. That'd be kind of cool if I did date my favorite pasta. You laughed. They may be insane, but hey, so am I.