Jeff The... Gentleman?

You were looking out of the window drearily and watching the rain fall.

D/N was curled up and asleep on your bed. Typical dog behavior.

A flash of thunder made you duck down.

"CRACK!"

The sharp sound was deafening.

When you straightened up again, there was a pale face looking through the window.

"Hey Y/N!"

"Jeff! What are you doing out there in the rain?"

You quickly slid open the window and pulled him inside before closing it again.

Jeff chucked nervously and rubbed the back of his head out of habit.

"C-can you go downstairs?"

"Well since I can still fully utilize the use of my legs, yes."

The killer seemed quite jittery as you both began walking down the stairs.

"Y-Y/N?"

"Yes?"

"Promise not to beat me up if you don't like it, o-okay?"

"What did you do this time?"

You stopped dead in your tracks.

The kitchen had been completely tided up and now lit candles flickered delicately from every surface, casting a wonderful warm glow.

Rose petals were scattered all around the place and your dining table now looked like something from a restaurant with two bowls of your favorite food.

"J-Jeff... You did this all by yourself?"

"Yep!" He nodded affirmatively.

Out of the corner of your eye, you could've sworn that you saw Dark Link and BEN Drowned jumping back into a television screen.

"Sooo Y/N... I wanted to take you out for dinner but Slenderman forbade it. He's just ticked off because I threw a knife at his head."

"It's wonderful. Thank you."

You decided it would be best not to question any of it and just sat down to begin your wonderful 'date'.

BEN Drowned... In peanut butter?

You were having a pretty heated game of whack-a-mole at the local arcade.

2000 Points... 2020 Points...

"So close!"

The highest score was 2100 points. You were determined to beat it.

2040 points...

You whacked the last mole over the head, cursing your luck.

A bell dinged and colorful LED lights lit up.

NEW HIGH SCORE: 3100 POINTS!

You were confused as to how one mole had been worth so many points until you looked down and realized that it wasn't a part of the game.

Unless, of course, moles wore adorable little green hats.

You grabbed it and pulled BEN out like a turnip.

The little elf had stars whizzing around his head.

"Only for you... Y/N..." He moaned.

"BEN?"

"I hope this counts as a date... Oooh..."

He went limp in your arms.

You ended up carrying BEN all the way back home. Not before you used the tokens that you had earned to buy a Link plush doll, that is.

Needless to say, when he finally woke up, your boyfriend was convinced that he had been cloned. Creepypastas seemed to be easily convinced of a lot of things.

Darkness... Darkness... Everywhere...

You were patiently waiting in the fancy restaurant for Dark Link to show up.

He was running quite late. You hoped that he hadn't stood you up.

Suddenly you noticed your ex-boyfriend along with a different woman who looked like she was hardly wearing any clothing at all.

He was eating like a pig and she was drinking like there was no tomorrow.

The moment E/BF/N caught sight of you, he grinned stupidly.

"Y/N! Check out what you're missing! Bet you wish you hadn't been a b**** now, eh?"

Him and his newest girlfriend started sloppily kissing each other. It was gross.

You turned the other way, gagging.

"It is rather yucky, isn't it?"

Dark Link was sitting opposite of you, elbows propped on the table and head resting in his hands.

"Eeek! Where did you come from?"

"Sorry I'm late, Y/N. I was helping one of my friends set up a dinner date in his girlfriend's kitchen."

You decided it was best not to ask and leaned in to give Dark Link a peck on the cheek, earning you a bemused look of surprise.

"It's alright. I don't care if I have to wait five minutes or five hours for you!"

Everything went wonderfully, the food was delicious and Dark Link, being ever so the gentleman, paid the full bill!

The real highlight of the night for both of you, however, was definitely seeing the waitress trip over and splatter a cream pie over your ex-boyfriend's face.

Howling Jack. Darn! That ain't right either!

You were feeling kinda down and lonely while sitting at the kitchen table.

There was no more candy because *cough* 'somebody' ate all of it.

That same 'somebody' had run off afterwards and was nowhere in sight.

Suddenly you noticed something on the floor.

It was a long line sliced right through the wood, as if made by a claw.

Well there was only one person you knew who had claws and it sure as heck wasn't a feline.

You stood up and followed the line.

It led right under the door and down to the basement.

Ignoring the ominous feeling which everybody seemed to get when visiting the basement, you descended down.

L.J was lying leisurely over some old crates, licking a lollipop.

He wordlessly reached up with his spare hand and flicked on the light switch with one claw.

As the old light bulbs burst into life, your jaw dropped down as you saw the most wonderful thing in the world.

It was a massive arrangement made out of your stolen candy along with a little card which held a sweet poem (No pun intended... Or was it?)

Boiled sweets are delightful to suck.

Jellybeans are good when you feel down on luck.

Lollipops are chock full of sugar.

But licorice tastes worse than a booger.

I love candy, yes it's true.

But the thing I love most is undoubtedly YOU!

"Oh L.J!" You cried out in joy, your eyes darting from the poem to the mountain of candy.

"I hope that you can forgive me for ruining your floor, Y/N," L.J said, still concentrating on licking the lollipop.

You pounced on the killer clown and sent both of you tumbling into the arrangement.

"I'm not eating all of this on my own!"

"Is that an invitation I hear...?"

"You betcha!"

At the Creepypasta Mansion...

Slenderman had given Doctor Smiley a firm scolding after he had fallen out of topmost shelf of the broom closet while the faceless creepypasta had been looking for a mop.

"What were you even doing in there, child?"

"Zzzz..."

Smiley was slapped awake by a tentacle.

"Sleeping..." He mumbled.

Slenderman was about to deliver another long and boring lecture about sleeping on the job when Trendorman pranced in.

"Oh Slendy? It's time for you to have a makeover!"

"Nope! Nope! Nope! No-"

The two Slender brothers started having a teleportation chase.

Doctor Smiley tumbled off his seat and onto the floor, finally having the sleep that he deserved...

Until L.J shook him awake because the lollipop had been speared by his cone nose and wouldn't come off.

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