Jeff... Jeff who again?

You were participating in the annual karate tournament when one of your opponents kicked you below the belt so to speak.

Now you were in the hospital with tearing in places that you didn't know you had.

But hey, at least you did return the favor. That guy probably wouldn't be having any children for years.

After the nurse had checked up on you, the window slid open and Jeff swung in.

"How's my feisty little warrior?" He cooed, just to tick you off.

Unfortunately for him, your fists were working just fine.

Jeff doubled over in pain with a groan.

"Aah... I deserved that, didn't I?"

"Yes you did."

BEN Drowned... In ice cream?

It had been an accident really.

While sitting on the roof and gazing up at the stars, you had noticed your cat stretched leisurely on the edge of the chimney.

While reaching out to pet him/her, it had scratched you and sent you tumbling off the roof.

Needless to say, C/N was no longer welcome to your house anymore.

BEN had tried to catch you but due to his small size, ended up getting crushed underneath as you fell.

Now both of you were lying in separate hospital beds with several broken bones and lacerations.

"Hey Y/N... Wanna hear a joke?"

"Shoot."

"What playing card does Batman hate the most?"

"I don't know."

"The Joker!"

BEN burst out cackling as you groaned. It was going to be a long day.

Dark L-I-N-K

Okay... That wasn't so much of an accident as it was a murder attempt.

Your overzealous ex-boyfriend had tried to run you over with his new Ferrari but luckily Dark Link had saved you.

He insisted on taking you to the hospital and led you down the street, ignoring the sound of squealing tires and a crash behind him.

When the nurse examined the tiny scratch on your arm and scoffed, he had drawn out his sword and pointed it at her throat.

So yeah... You didn't need to stay there for very long but Dark Link had certainly scared the stuffing out of half the staff.

Laughing Jackie... Close enough.

You anxiously waited for the doctor to come out of the surgery room.

Finally you were given the news that his swirly cone nose had been successfully reattached.

L.J was wheeled out of the theatre, half unconscious under the effects of the anesthetic.

"Oooh... Candy...?"

"L.J! Who did this to you?" You demanded, running alongside him with your black belt friend on speed dial.

"The last thing I remember was running to Doctor Smiley, 'cause my nose was squashed again..."

With that, the monochrome clown's head fell back on the pillow and he started whistling. Yes. Laughing Jack whistled in his sleep instead of snoring.

You stopped as the doctors wheeled him off to a hospital ward and started talking on the phone.

"F/N? You wouldn't happen to know a Doctor Smiley, would you?"

Talking.

"Oh? You're in the hospital too?"

More talking.

"Your boyfriend knows him? Well I need to ask a little favor..."

At the Creepypasta Mansion...

Doctor Smiley had finished for the day and was enjoying a peaceful sleep without any shrieking about bent noses.

The sound of a window sliding open was audible but he pretended not to hear it. Surely nobody would be stupid enough to attack a creepypasta?

Smiley opened one eye as he felt an extra weight shift the bed.

He slowly turned around and saw Laughing Jack with bloodshot eyes, a very wide grin and a bloodied cone nose which was hanging off by a thread.

"Doctor Smiley!" He said in a deep demonic voice.

The not-so-good doctor fainted on the spot and hit the pillow with a thump.

'Laughing Jack' burst out into hysterics and took off the mask.

"How gullible can you get?" Jeff scoffed, pulling off the fake nose and taking off the contact lenses.

The killer took a picture for blackmail purposes before straightening up.

"Oh jeez... These striped stockings are really itchy... How does L.J manage to wear them all the time?"

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A/N: After much pestering from my mother, I've released yet another chapter early.

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~ TheNightPhantom

Coming tomorrow: The First Kiss!