(Originally called "You Dance to Music Together," I hope you don't mind, MyDigitalEscapefan! This was too much of an opportunity to pass up - here's another cookie! (.:::.) )

~ Disclaimer: I own none of the songs/lyrics! They belong to their respective owners! ~

Jeffery Ze Killer Tomato

After the whole "spicy pizza" incident, you'd decided to treat Jeff to a fun night out as an apology.

Initially, the psychotic killer had been miserable because he thought you were taking him to see a cheesy chick flick or something. He even tried cooking up an excuse to flee from the taxi.

Then you slyly informed him of the destination: Nightclub Gozla, the most popular and wild party palace in town.

"We're going to Nightclub Godzilla?" Jeff asked, perking up immediately.

Rather than correct him, you just sighed and nodded, watching his cut smile widen with anticipation. He could barely sit still afterwards.

When the taxi pulled up in front of the aforementioned nightclub, he eagerly bolted though the open window before you'd even gotten your handbag out to pay the fare.

You hastily pushed a wad of cash into the driver's outstretched hand, then clambered out of the vehicle to run after him, pausing only to flash your I.D at the bouncer.

Once inside, the struggle to locate Jeff began. He'd disappeared somewhere in the crowd of boogieing visitors, drunk on excitement alone.

"Jeffy boy! Where are you?"

Some guy wearing a cloak was sitting by the bar, downing shots like they were going out of style. He had a menacing aura about him, so you avoided him.

I knew you were trouble when you walked in; so shame on me now!

Pretty soon, you caught sight of Jeff on the dance floor. The killer was really strutting his stuff out there, dancing wildly like there was no tomorrow.

Flew me to places I'd never been... Now I'm lying on the cold, hard ground!

You hung around at the sidelines to let him have his fun, then sprang and yanked him straight into a funky dance, much to his delighted surprise.

Oh! Oh! Trouble, trouble, trouble! Oh! Oh! Trouble, trouble, trouble...

BEN Drowned... In sick tunes, yo!

You weren't entirely sure who'd suggested going to Nightclub Gozla, but you were there anyway and BEN had run off to request a song ages ago.

Unsure what to do, since the little elf specifically told you to wait and see, you ended up sitting at the bar, idly stirring your icy drink with the included paper umbrella.

Someone else was perched on a barstool nearby, browsing through Amazon on a laptop while drinking straight from a bottle of fine whisky.

Since he looked so out-of-place wearing a cloak and all that, you leaned forward to engage in a friendly conversation.

"Hey, buddy! What's up? You look miserable!"

"Ugh... I've just had a very bad week... It was even worse than my mother-in-law..."

He took another long swig from the whiskey bottle, while his hand worked over the keyboard to tipsily order what looked like an a salt and battery combo kit.

You shrugged your shoulders, then jolted in surprise when a godawful screeching sound enveloped the nightclub's speakers.

Had there been a fault in the system? It was starting to play the middle of a different song, one unfamiliar to you. Then you spotted BEN clambering onto the massive overhead disco ball.

Oh, do you know what you got into?

The little elf was swinging to and fro on the disco ball, sending the dazzling lights flying erratically in all directions. Someone drunk a little too much punch...

Can you handle what I'm 'bout to do?

Much to the amusement of onlookers, he took off his shirt, pulled down his disco trousers and continued to dance in his pants.

'Cause it's about to get rough for you!

BEN's eyes bled exaggeratedly as he struck a dramatic pose, somehow accidentally flinging away his underpants in the process.

I'm here for your entertainment!

Dark Link~

Only moments after seeing BEN being escorted outside by security, Darkness slunk up to your side and slyly suggested a quick whirl around the dance floor.

Given his giveaway tone of voice, you guessed that he had something up his sleeve, so readily agreed and let him whisk you off your feet.

How can you see into my eyes, like open doors...?

You briefly wondered if Dark Link had anything do to with the sudden change of song. Then he gave you a kiss on the head, smiling warmly.

Leading you down into my core; where I've become so numb...

As the beat increased, so did the rate of dancing. The strange cloaked guy had pulled up his hood and was now at the center of the dance floor, wittingly charming several of the girls with his alluring movements.

You turned back to Darkness and returned the favor with a peck on the cheek at the first chance you got, causing him to blush lilac.

Without a soul... My sprit's sleeping somewhere cold. Until you find it there and lead it back... Home.

He span you around as the chorus started and wouldn't let go of your hand until the very end. It was a truly breathtaking dance; and you wouldn't have wanted to share it with anyone else but Dark Link.

Wake me up inside! Wake me up inside! Call my name and save me from the dark...!

Laughing Laughing Déjà Vu

"Are you sure you don't wanna dance, L.J?"

"No, no, no, no, my sweet gummy bear! I'd rather just watch from the sidelines; I'm really not the dancing type of clown!"

"Weren't you the one who participated in that ballet competition and scored the winning points?"

The monochrome clown nervously laughed and disappeared in a puff of candy; reappearing by the bar. He was happy to give you an encouraging wave.

I'm so lonely, broken angel...

You shook your head and went over to the bar. Before L.J could protest, you grabbed hold of his swirly cone nose and used it to yank him towards the dance floor.

I'm so lonely; listen to my heart...

"Listen here, gumdrop; you're dancing with me whether you like it or not!"

Left with no other choice, L.J reluctantly joined you; but was absolutely paranoid about getting swept into dancing with a stranger. So he stayed closely by your side.

One n' only broken angel...

Laughing to yourself, you coaxed him into dancing alongside you by pretending to gain sudden interest in a cloaked guy who was leaving the nightclub. One glance was all it took to trigger the clown's jealously mode, causing him to dive headfirst into the fun.

With your monochrome boyfriend having a blast, it was impossible not to enjoy it yourself. You both danced the night away.

Come 'n save me before I fall apart...

Sometime Later At The Creepypasta Mansion...

"-Sally had doodled all over your face, but L.J scrubbed it off to save you the embarrassment. And that's what happened."

Smirky had patiently explained the whole series of events to Smiley, without throwing in a single death threat towards his brother. It was a new record.

The door to the surgery opened and BEN stumbled in. He hiccuped something about the nightclub before clambering into the bin and passing out inside.

Smirky gave the snoozing elf a look of bemusement, then turned back to face Smiley, who'd just facepalmed at BEN's drunken antics.

"Did that idiot just mention a nightclub called Gozla?"

"His voice was heavily slurred, so it's unclear..."

"That's almost ironic. Lor- Zalgo is very fond of visiting Nightclub Gozla. He dresses up in a cloak to avoid being recognized, because of the crazy things he tends to get up to..."

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A/N: Fun Fact: Gozla is an anagram for Zalgo...

Yep, late as ever! In my defence, love songs aren't my speciality, so rooting through my mental database for vague memories took a lot of time! Except BEN's scenario... I'd rather not talk about such things.

For anyone who's curious, not that I forgot to mention this or anything, the names of these aforementioned songs and their artists, in order were:

"I Knew You Were Trouble," by Taylor Swift, "For Your Entertainment," by Adam Lambert, "Bring Me To Life," by Evanescence, and "Broken Angel," by ARASH.

Let me know what your favourite parts were - I love hearing about it for some weird reason. It's the paper to my fire, or something like that... Anyways, you readers are always awesome!

Toodles!
~TheNightPhantom