(I hope this was worth the wait XD)

A light patter of rain was falling, although it was a suspiciously sunny day and only happening outside of one room.

Lying comfortably on his bed, BEN scoured a certain website from his laptop.

"Nope. Nope. Nope."

Many a page did he click yet none welded... The one. *Dramatic thunderclap*.

"Way too old... Scared of blood... Dislikes creepypasta... Ooh! Into hot guys and likes long car rides! Aw... Too far away..."

Despite the temporarily flicker of false hope, he scoured on.

Searching. And searching.

"Maybe I could try Match2.Com instead..."

But alas. None of the popular dating websites had... The one. *Another dramatic thunderclap*.

"She's gotta be here somewhere... They're counting on me!"

The door swung open to reveal a sopping wet Jeff.

"Mind if I borrow your towel? Sonic.exe hid the ones in the bathroom to try and postpone his bath."

"Meh."

Jeff took that as a yes and went over to the closet.

"So... Any luck?"

"Nope. You?"

"I've been breaking into houses like wildfire but none of them met the specifications."

Suddenly, there was a massive clap of thunder that made them both jump.

BEN's laptop went flying and hit the floor with a thud.

"Oh no!"

The little elf sprang off the bed and clutched it tightly.

"My baby! My poor, poor baby!" He wailed.

Jeff rolled his eyes and sat down next to him.

"It's not broken, you twit."

"Huh?"

BEN held it out.

"Oh!"

Somehow, the laptop had selected a random dating profile.

Jeff clapped a hand over his mouth.

"Sweet Zalgo..."

They both sprang up and went running downstairs to the lounge, unaware that the 'rain' had stopped and now it sounded like three people were sliding down the roof.

"Slenderman! Slenderman!"

The faceless creepypasta lowered his book.

"Yes, children?"

Sally looked over her shoulder.

"Be quiet! Me and Charlie are watching T.V!" She screeched demonically.

Dark Link chuckled nervously and patted her head.

"There, there... Just concentrate on the lovely moving pictures and don't mind those meanies..."

"We've found-" Jeff began.

"The one," BEN said creepily.

Crack!

A weak flash of light lit up the lounge before disappearing with a click.

Slendy completely forgot about the book and sat up straight.

"You have? Show me at once!"

A dozen black tentacles shot out of his back and snatched up the computer from BEN.

"(Name) (Last name), aged (Age)," Jeff said aloud as he scanned through the profile.

"Parents died under mysterious circumstances," BEN added.

"I see... Yes... This girl... She is indeed... The one."

There was another dramatic clap of thunder.

"Oh for Zalgo's sake, stop with the cheesy special effects, proxies!"

"S-s-sorry!"

Hoodie withdrew the watering can, Masky put away the flashlight and Toby pushed the giant gong off the roof.

"So I've gathered that she'll be in a café tomorrow with her friends. It's only a few blocks down from the zoo."

"Perfect. We'll strike then. Wake up the two Jacks, we have planning to do."

******

Smiley walked past the zoo exhibits and straight up to an employee with a bundle of fluffy downy in his arms.

"Just take your damn penguin back. It's more trouble than it's worth," he said flatly.

"Sorry but I can't do that~" The employee said brightly.

"I beg your pardon?"

"Well uh... It's strictly forbidden to... Um... Accept... Donations!"

"My friend brought it home from your zoo awhile ago and you told him to hang onto it until the exhibit could be fully rebuilt."

"A likely story!" The employee laughed nervously, tipping his hat down a little more just in case his widely cut smile became visible.

Smiley looked dangerously unamused.

"Where else do you think I could've gotten a penguin from? eBay?"

"I'm sorry but we have a strict no-return policy on zoo animals. Bye, bye!"

The employee ran off.

The not-so-good doctor sighed exasperatedly and spun on his heel to start walking back home, intending to leave the little critter with L.J again.

Jeff waited until he was out of sight before crouching down behind a gift cart.

"The target is heading your way!" He hissed into a walkie talkie.

"Zzz... Excellent work, child."

Smiley went down the street and briefly glanced down at the penguin.

"I wonder if Jane could turn you into a gourmet dish..."

Honk! Honk!

He was distracted by a swerving truck which was being driven by three certain proxies.

"I told you to manage the breaks!"

"No, you're in charge of the breaks and I've got the wheel!"

"G-guys? I-I c-can't g-get m-my f-foot o-off t-the a-a-accelerator!"

Suddenly a tentacle shot out of nowhere and tripped him up.

The penguin went sliding out of his hands as he fell.

"Ooof!"

But when Smiley sat up, there was nothing there.

He spotted the penguin waddling down a sharp turn on the sidewalk.

"How did you move so fast?"

The not-so-good doctor scrambled to his feet and went running after it.

Dark Link poked his head around from a nearby alleyway.

"Eyeless! Now!" He commanded into the walkie talkie.

The real penguin clambered up onto his head and snuggled up to his hat.

Smiley was a fast runner and caught up with the runaway wind-up quicker than anticipated.

"Gotcha, you little-"

A brown and blue blur ran by, dripping a black substance onto the pavement.

"Come back with my handbag!" A voice yelled.

Eyeless Jack looked over his shoulder and quickly threw it down before legging it out of there.

"Zzz... The stage is set. Take it away, Sonic!"

Sonic.exe ran behind Smiley and gave him a push before disappearing in a blaze of blue.

Smiley, of course, lost his balance and fell just as the girl ran past and...

He ended up crashing right into her arms.

Darkness edged close before swiftly scooping up the halted wind-up toy and replacing it by plonking down the real baby penguin, who looked very confused about the entire affair.

Then he quickly nipped back behind the alleyway and watched.

"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!" Smiley yelped, quickly scooting off her while grabbing the penguin firmly.

"Oh it's alright..," she said in a daze, picking up her handbag from the ground.

The not-so-good doctor offered her a hand up while keeping the troublesome bundle of feathers tucked safely under his arm.

"My name is Doctor Smiley."

"You're a doctor? Neat! My name is Y/N."

Then she noticed the penguin.

"Aw! What an adorable little fella!"

"Yes... A wolf in penguin's clothing... Damn you, L.J...," he muttered.

"You know, my father owns a huge animal sanctuary and they've recently opened a new sector for arctic creatures."

"How nice."

Smiley had a lightbulb idea.

"Would he mind taking in a new arrival?"

The girl smiled with a light blush on her cheeks.

"I'll ask him on one condition; You and I go to the café for a treat."

"That sounds delightful," Smiley smiled, feeling an unexplainable flutter in his chest.

They both walked down the street together and passed by a lamppost.

What they didn't notice was two strange people decked out in full gear with suspicious brown trench coats and broad hats.

One was quite tall while the other laughably short.

The tall one reached up and moved their hat slightly upwards, revealing a row of sharp pointy teeth which were shown in a smile.

"She was definitely the one if she could charm the master charmer."

The second one gave an elfish giggle.

"Mission 'Get Smiley A Girlfriend' was a success!"

Darkness walked over, holding the mechanical wind-up toy.

"You do know that the zoo will still be expecting a penguin from you, right L.J? Because Jeff was lying through his teeth."

The monochrome clown laughed and ran a hand through his hair.

"I'll think of something..."

The next day....

L.J marched up to the manager.

"Here's your penguin, sir!" He said cheerfully, holding out a rather fluffy penguin.

The manager adjusted his glasses.

"This... This isn't a-"

Suddenly the beak opened wide and BEN's head poked out.

"Listen here, pal! We had to give away the real deal so that our friend could find true love and Mr Swirly Nose over there made me sit inside this stuffy suit without any modern technology for half an hour! Now put me in the exhibit right now or else you'll have another thing coming to you, mister!"

And with that, he retracted back inside and waved around the flippers while making impatient honking noises.

The terrified manager shakily took the 'penguin' from an amused L.J and started walking.

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A/N (It's long)

Yes... Yes... Yes! Finally! The chapter has been written! Rejoice! Ow... I think I heard something crack.

It was lucky that I wrote that notice because later on that day, my neck became so bad that I couldn't even move it a centimeter!

Your wonderful comments telling me to get well soon was probably the only reason I was back to writing so quickly. And so... I thank each and every one of you. Plus, in my absence, this book went halfway to 3K. Oh boy... How about I hold off another special until we reach 5K, eh?

Since I've sorta broken the habit, it might take a few days to steady my schedule back to one chapter per day. But don't worry! Creepypasta boyfriend scenarios will go on! Remember, I live with a very loyal fan/mother who will never let me ever forget. Ever. Ever. Ever...

Coming Up Next: (Oh bummer... Er... Can I take a rain check and come back to this after updating Showtime?)

Ta-Ta! ~TheNightPhantom