(The last suggestion from TheLonelyStoryteller! Here's your third and final virtual cookie: (:::))

Jeff the Killer

You were running around the whole house stark naked after a bath, having round two of "Chase D/N because he/she stole your only good pair of knickers".

The mischievous pooch scampered to the front door and darted through the doggy flap.

Without thinking properly due to stress, you burst outside and ran after the damn dog.

A neighbor who had been watering his plants dropped the hose and just stared in disbelief.

A lady screamed and covered her little boy's eyes. The boy lifted her hands away with a snigger.

A car swerved and hit a fire hydrant because the driver was too busy looking out the window and wolf whistling.

A cute little hamster fell asleep while running on it's wheel.

The last one of those sentences was irrelevant.

You didn't notice the amount of chaos you were causing and just chased D/N around the block a few times, screaming;

"Give me back my underwear!"

D/N eventually turned tail and ran back inside, slipping between Jeff's legs to jump back into the flap.

The psychotic killer looked confused and turned around. His eyes widened.

THUD!

You sailed right into him and sent the both of you tumbling to the ground along with the bouquet of flowers he had been holding.

And your lips crashed into his. Literally.

"Y/N? Wha- Why are you- Eeek! Get off me!" Jeff's voice squealed in embarrassment.

Blushing redder than a ripe tomato, you quickly rolled off him and ran back inside to put some clothes on.

As an afterthought, Jeff yelled loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear:

"Wow, Y/N! You've got a really big pair of coconuts!"

A window slid open and one of your many karate trophies went shooting down, hitting him over the head with impressive accuracy.

BEN Drowned... In horse tack?

"Neigh!"

"Aaah! Down boy! Down boy!"

The horse abruptly reared up before falling back and bucking BEN off the saddle.

The little elf went flying and landed in a muddy puddle with a squelchy splash.

You burst out laughing and leaned over the fence.

"Are you sure you want to do this, BEN? That horse doesn't seen to like you much!'

BEN sat up, dripping with gooey mud.

"I CaN dO It!" He insisted in his familiar glitchy voice, which only happened when he was extremely annoyed.

You went "aww!", finding his frustration to be adorable to watch.

The owner of the horse ranch had needed someone to help out over the weekend and you two had volunteered.

BEN was supposed to lead the horse back to it's stable, but he couldn't possibly drag it back, so he was trying to ride it instead.

Coincidently, the horse happened to be named "Spirit", which instantly reminded you of a particular movie about a very defiant stallion (That was actually my favorite movie!)

After a lightning-fast bath and change of clothes, he was ready to try again.

BEN leapt onto the saddle and took hold of the reins.

"Gidduup!"

A minute later, he was sailing through the air again and ended up landing on the other side of the fence.

"Ooof!'

You bent down to pick him out of the dirt and gave him a peck on the head.

"Why don't you just... Um... Check the hay for thistles or something?"

One of BEN's pointy ears twitched.

"No!"

He suddenly kissed your nose and wiggled out of your grip.

"I'm going to show that horse who's boss!"

You sighed and rested your arms on the railing as BEN climbed over to try again.

"This is going to be a looong day..."

Dark Link~

"Ow!"

You smiled meekly.

"Sorry, Darkness. But you really should've been more careful."

"It wasn't my fault that Link decided to knock me into those rose bush- ES!"

You plucked out another thorn from his back with the tweezers.

"Just twenty more to go~"

Dark Link whimpered and hugged the pillow tightly.

"Why does this kind of thing always happen to me?"

Pluck!

"Ow!"

After all of the thorns had been removed, you sympathetically helped him put his shirt back on.

"There, there. It could've been worse."

Darkness put on a miserable face and leaned against the back board of the bed.

"It hurts..."

You cupped his face in your hands and gave him a sudden but gentle kiss.

"It's going to be alright. Now rest."

"Mmmhm..." Was his speechless reply.

Larfing Jahk

"It was meant for me! Give it back!" L.J whined, scrabbling helplessly at the window.

You sat on the windowsill and twirled the swirly lollipop around.

"Ooh! Look what I bought from the candy shop today! Yummy yummy~"

"Y/N! I'm sorry for breaking that ugly vase that your grandma gave you!"

The big bow unraveled and fell to the floor.

"And-And I swear I had nothing to do with the disappearance of the neighbor's bratty kid whatsoever!"

The plastic wrapping was slowly peeled away with a crunchy sound.

"Okay so maybe I led him to my carnival! That little spoiled noisy thing deserved it!"

The swirly lollipop glistened in the light as it was lifted to your mouth.

L.J couldn't take it any more and broke the window as he jumped in, sending both of you tumbling to the ground.

"I'm sorry, my sweet gummy bear! I won't do anything naughty behind your back ever again!"

He showered you with kisses, hugs and overall affection before running off with the lolly to eat it in the closet.

Meanwhile at zee Creepypasta Mansion...

After much pestering from Sally, L.J and BEN, Slenderman had finally caved in and agreed to take all of the creepypastas to Disneyland.

Everyone had already been teleported to the location and were waiting impatiently as Dark Link bought the tickets.

L.J looked around.

"Hey! Where's Smiley?"

Slenderman did a faceless facepalm.

"One moment, child. It seems I have forgotten him."

"Want me to come with you?"

"No, no, no. It's quite alright."

The faceless creepypasta disappeared in a burst of teleportation-ness.

BEN came running up with the tickets.

"Hurry! Let's go in before-"

Dark Link grabbed him.

"Gotcha!"

L.J cheerfully snatched the tickets and dished them out.

"Yay!"

The creepypastas burst through the gates and fanned out.

Darkness dropped BEN and ran his hands through his hair.

"No, no, no! We're supposed to stick together!"

BEN cackled and went running off, straight to the food court.

Whilst they caused mayhem in Disneyland and poor Dark Link tried to herd them all back together...

Slenderman appeared in Smiley's surgery. The not-so-good doctor was sitting on the surgery table, polishing a scalpel.

"There you are, child! Why haven't you finished packing yet?"

Smiley looked down at his feet.

"I don't want to go. I don't like happy places full of hyper screaming kids. I like peace and quiet."

The faceless creepypasta sighed.

"Oh fine child. Have it your way."

Then the gears in his head turned.

"Are you sure you don't want to come? Will you be safe all by yourself?"

"Yes. I'll be fine."

Slenderman shrugged his shoulders and was about to leave when he decided to just check one last thing.

"Did you keep that smiley face on like I told you to?"

"Um... I washed it off."

"It's fine, just lift up your mask. The red residue of the ink should still be there."

Smiley sighed and reached back to undo the knot that held his surgery mask in place.

All of Slendy's tentacles shot out and began swaying dangerously, waiting for an instant to strike.

For you see, he didn't have any sort of mark on his cheek.

But what he did have was a smile which was stretching across two rows of pointy teeth.

"LoRd ZaLGo hAs GiVeN mE nEW LiFE!"

....................

L.J was the only one who was slightly worried about Smiley, so he gave him a call.

"Hello?"

"Smiley! We're at Disneyland!" He said excitedly, skipping down the street with a huge lollipop in claw.

"Oh that's nice. I'm actually spending the night at Evelyn's apartment because she's convinced it's haunted. Something about messages appearing on her foggy bathroom mirror or something."

"Aww! Okay then! Have fun with your ghost busting! Bye, bye!"

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A/N: And poor Dark Link spent the rest of the day trying to drag them back home along with the truckload of souvenirs that they insisted on taking with them.

I really appreciate all of your votes, comments, follows and adds to reading lists. Just feels like awhile since I've said that.

Now then, onto Katiekat1300's suggestion of beddie-bye stories! (Please tell me I spelt it right this time! XD)

I've decided what to do for the fiftieth chapter! It'll be another special one based off a particular suggestion that I won't name due to spoilers. But it'll involve a lot of murder so... Yay! Blood! Gore! Death! Destruction! BEN, get off the keyboard!

Ta-Ta!

~TheNightPhantom