(It's amazing what you can do with one painting app and two photo editing apps, isn't it? Well, there was a lot of good ideas given by the wonderful readers and now... The special chapter has arrived, suggestion courtesy of MajesticPsycho!

Truthfully, I was going to also include a lot more than just a pool party, but realized that: 1: Not enough time and 2: Not enough inspiration.

Since I'm sure that nobody would want to wait a whole month for the special chapter, I'm just writing about the pool party.)

Bite-Sized cookies anyone? (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::)
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(Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters who are mentioned/appear in this story, except for Phantom, Smirky, the dachshund and the lemmings.)

"Today is a special day!"

"It is?"

"Well that's what Slendy said anyway. He's planning something in the backyard along with Phantom!"

With that, the crazy blonde midget went running back out to give Dark Link a bad wake-up call. That probably wasn't going to end without bloodshed, Darkness hated being woken up early.

Eyeless Jack sleepily rooted through the closet for a freshly-laundered black hoodie while L.J sat on his bed and tried to put on his stripy stockings.

"So what do you think those nutcases are planning this time?"

"I dunno. A pool party, maybe?'

"Don't be dumb. You can't have a pool party when it's about to rain," Eyeless scoffed, pulling up the hood and adjusting his mask in front of a mirror.

"Well you never know what kind of crazy stuff those two are planning until it's too late. Hey, has anyone see my suspenders?"

Eyeless paused.

"... When I think about it, saying that you wear stockings and suspenders makes you sound gay. Don't even get me started with how many lollipops you lick daily..."

L.J responded by sticking his tongue out.

"Some people just can't handle my unique tastes!"

The monochrome clown proceeded to unwrap another swirly lollipop, stick it in his mouth, and then walk off in a huff.

Meanwhile...

BEN went sailing out of the bedroom window of Dark Link.

"And stay out!" The shadowy double screeched demonically, slamming it shut again and drawing the curtains.

The little elf went skidding over the backyard's stony pathway, eventually tumbling into a giant hole.

"Ow... Huh?"

The hole was being dug deeper by the ghost of C/N, a dachshund, The Rake, Smile Dog and a whole horde of lemmings.

"What's going on?" He screamed, quickly scrambling up and over the edge.

BEN stumbled back, tripped over a stack of tiles and went tumbling into another hole, which was shallower and more rounded.

"Aaah!"

He landed on soft, earthy soil. BEN was lucky, because the rest of it was already tiled.

Sonic.exe booted him out of the way and poured a whole bucket of cement over the soil, cackling to himself as any worms or bugs had been crawling around in there were suffocated.

"TiLes! BriNg oN thE tiLeS aND sEaL tHeiR fATe!"

A large stack of tiles walked over, their carrier all but invisible behind it. The only thing you could see were the hovershoes on their feet.

"After this, you'd better give me that damn emerald, faker!"

"YeAh, YeAh, mOVe AlOnG!"

BEN climbed out of the hole and went running off, screaming in terror because he realized exactly what the surprise was.

"HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Back inside the mansion, Jeff and Mephiles were both sitting at the dining table with invitations scattered all about.

"I guess you do kinda look like a creepypasta... Those claws are sharp..."

The crystalline hedgehog was more or less ignoring him, fixated on finishing his stack so that he could escape and attempt to murder Shadow again.

The Tails Doll came flying back in with an empty messenger bag.

"I've sent those invites to the underworld! What's next?"

Jeff scooped up the finished envelopes and stuffed them in.

"These are for the girlfriends. Make sure they're delivered, you understand?"

"Yes sir!"

The doll went flying back out again, looking admittedly a bit tired.

While the Tail's Doll was trying to get into Jeff's girlfriend's house without becoming D/N's latest chew toy....

Smiley had been forcibly put in charge of the cooking, mainly because he was the only one who knew how to make both ordinary food and... Erm... "Not so ordinary".

"Don't mix up the kidney cake with the carrot cake, understand?"

"I hope you pierce your hand on a knife and bleed to death."

Oh yeah, and Smirky had been forcibly made his little cooking assistant. He was strictly forbidden from touching anything sharp or shiny.

Smiley ignored him and began making a nice big bowl of cheese dip. They'd have to bribe BEN near the water one way or another.

The more legitimate Sonic was sitting inside the refrigerator, helping himself to the chili dogs.

When Smirky opened the freezer to take out some frozen pizza, the blue hedgehog chuckled nervously, bopped him on the nose, and then ran off in a streak of blue light. Along with the doggies, of course.

Smiley reached out and caught the frozen pizza as it was thrown quite forcefully at his head.

"Thank you. Now be a good boy and find the tablecloths for me."

Smirky reached for a knife, but it suddenly grew a pair of hairy legs and hopped out of the window. It was the author's power at work, preventing him from leaving/killing anyone/eating the food.

He scowled under the mask but stalked off to find the damn cloth, making up his mind to smother Smiley with it later.

When Sally's cute little fairy cakes came out of the oven, the delicious scent automatically attracted a wild Laughing Jack to the kitchen.

The monochrome clown sneakily crept closer, closing in on the tray of goodies.

Smiley's spoon came slamming down on his head, sending L.J sprawling on the ground.

"Keep your claws off the merchandise!"

"But-But just one little bite...?" L.J asked hopefully, sitting up again with an adorable expression.

Smiley sighed and tossed one of the cupcakes back though the kitchen doorway.

L.J happily barked like a dog and sprang after it, claws grabbing at the air as the fairy cake bounced down the hallway.

The not-so-good doctor went back to his cooking, briefly wondering what was taking Smirky so long.

In truth, Smirky was in a little bit of a tight fix, seeing as he was being slowly lowered into a pot of boiling lava as a satanic sacrifice by a cult of lemmings, but that was a story for another day.

The swimming pool was miraculously completed in record time, thanks to the pure power of Creepypasta.

There were three pools in all and the circular one had a volleyball net strung across, for aquatic fun.

Phantom was lying back in a deck chair, sipping a glass of orange squash while watching her newest anime on the iPad, despite breaking the fourth wall by just being there.

Sally was floating around on a floatie, playing volleyball with a Floatzel. Poor Lost Silver didn't even know that it had escaped from its pokèball.

Since nothing else interesting happened, let's just skip straight to the juicy bits.

Around four hours later, the food was all set up, Smirky had escaped from the demonic lemmings and the partygoers had arrived.

Along with the girlfriends was D/N, Fluffy, the ghost of C/N, Shadow, Mephiles, Clockwork, The Observer, Trendy, Splendy and a few other creepypastas from hell. Did I mention Trendy? And hell?

After a minor drama involving trying to get BEN into a wetsuit (the little elf refused to go anywhere near the pool unless he was wearing full scuba-gear) the party commenced in full swing.

Sally, Silver, Red and a whole bunch of creepypasta pokèmon were all playing volleyball together.

Eyeless Jack wasn't really fond of swimming, so he had decided to join the author and Slenderman in just sitting back and watching everyone else make idiots of themselves.

L.J and BEN had predictably stationed themselves on top of the buffet table. Yes, on top of it. They were gobbling up all the snacks like there was no tomorrow.

Jeff was floating somewhere in the pool along with a cooler full of beer. Quite a few of the male creepypastas were swimming circles around him for some *cough* unthinkable *cough* reason.

Dark Link was standing outside the changing rooms, trying to coax his self-conscious girlfriend out. Oh, and he was wearing nothing but swimming trunks.

"Don't worry! I'm sure you look gorgeous, my sweet angel~"

"I-I don't know about this... I mean, they didn't have anything too modest in the swimwear shop and there's an awful lot of pasta floating about today..."

"If anyone laughs at you, I'll run them through with my sword. Now come out and join the fun before BEN and L.J scarf down all the food!"

The door opened as she shyly slipped out.

Trendy, who was passing by, stopped to look them up and down.

"Oooh la la~ You should show off a body like that more often! So sexy!"

Then as an afterthought, he added;

"Oh and you don't look half bad either girly!"

After that, he went off to refill his glass at the punch fountain.

Both Dark Link and his girlfriend blushed as they quickly dived into the water and became blurs underneath the shimmering surface.

Jeff made a pit stop as he floated past the buffet table. A couple of minutes later, he clambered back onto his floatie with reloaded supplies. AKA: More alcohol.

BEN decided to do something brave and dangerous. Something... Manly.

So he waddled up to the shallowest pool, stuck his toe in, shrieked like a little girl and went running back to the food-zone.

Evelyn came back from the bathroom (she had gotten changed in there because the changing room was occupied at the time).

Smiley turned a very delicate shade of pink when he saw her.

"E-Evelyn..."

"What the matter? Do I look okay?"

"Y-You look beautiful..."

Smirky turned the other way, crossing his arms with a scoff.

"Don't tell me that you've never seen a woman in a bathing suit before."

The not-so-good dentist thought twice about speaking and chose to quickly move to the other side of the garden when Evelyn gave him a look of malice.

She rolled her eyes at Smirky's cowardice and jumped into the pool.

"Jump in, Smiley! What are you waiting for?" She called out.

"Oh, no. I'm quite fine as it- Aaaah!"

Evelyn grabbed him by the ankle and yanked him right into the water.

Smiley went down with a loud splash and surfaced in a burst of bubbles, his mask completely soaked through.

"Gah! You won't get away with that!"

They started a game of chase-swimming. It was adorable.

"That's adorable!" L.J cooed, sitting on the buffet table with a huge bowl full of Pringles on his lap.

Slenderman casually wrapped a tendril around the bowl as he went by, lifting it up into the air and taking it with him.

"Hey! I wasn't finished with that, you faceless freak!"

The monochrome clown sprang up and began chasing the faceless creepypasta all around the pool, determined to claim what was rightfully his.

Mephiles sat on the edge of the pool, kicking water into Shadow's face every time the ebony hedgehog swam by.

Actually, he was kicking water into everyone's faces. Jeff fell off his little floatie and screamed about being blinded for a full five minutes before going back to normal and acting like nothing had ever happened.

Shadow swam to the further end, plotting and scheming his revenge. Sonic.exe joined him, wearing armbands, a life jacket, a snorkel, swimming goggles, a life ring and flippers.

Jeff leisurely floated by, tossing beer cans out from the cooler like a king would throw gold.

Toby, Hoodie, Masky, The Observer, Splendorman, Trendorman, Offenderman, Jane, Glitchy Red and Eyeless Jack all swam after him, fighting to gather up all the bobbing cans of alcohol.

Smirky slunk away and curled up in a dark corner of the shed, surrounded by bloodstained gardening equipment.

"I hate parties... One moment, they lock me in an abandoned nuthouse and the next, they want me to be a helpful little socialite..."

He decided to wait out the rest of the night inside the shed and eventually fell asleep, cuddling up to an old chainsaw that was caked with dried blood.

Back outside, Team Sonic.exe made their move.

A chaos spear hit Mephiles dead-center, shattering some of the white crystals on his chest and knocking him straight into the volleyball pool.

Silver's Dragonite didn't notice the difference between a hedgehog made of crystals and a volleyball. It sent him flying over to the other side with a powerful swoosh of its tail.

Apparently, Red's Floatzel didn't know the difference either. And so Mephiles the Dark officially became Mephiles the Big Purple Bouncy Ball.

Shadow turned to Sonic.exe, his whole body starting to glow red.

"Chaos... BLAST!"

The force of the explosion blew a huge hole in the pool. Water began whirlpooling back into the ground.

"Aaah! What'd you do that for?" The blue hedgehog said in alarm.

The ebony hedgehog wordlessly snatched the chaos emerald straight out of Sonic.exe's quills and skated off into the sunset with it.

"At last... I can finally return to Rouge and Omega!"

"Come back with my emerald!" Sonic.exe wailed, running after him into the heat of day.

Mephiles disappeared with a hiss when the sunlight hit him. So did the ghost of C/N. And Offenderman.

Well actually, regarding the last one... Clockwork actually dragged him off. He was drunk out of his mind and trying to grope the cheese dip. Somehow.

The Observer shrugged his shoulders.

"They're my ticket home. See you next time!"

He was gone too.

Sally looked disappointed that the party was ending, but soon cheered up when she spied the leftovers. BEN, L.J and Slenderman had all passed out in a food coma.

Dark Link helped his girlfriend out of the pool, and Smiley did the same with Evelyn.

Jeff had drunk too much beer and started freaking out, clinging onto the floatie and sobbing that he was going to drown because there was no ladder to climb up and he needed to use the bathroom.

His girlfriend tossed out a fishing line and reeled him in, a sopping wet D/N at her heels.

"Oh honestly, Jeffy Boy! This isn't the Sims!"

Eyeless Jack accidentally knocked over Evelyn as he scrambled to run back inside with the untouched kidney cake.

She went falling with a scream and landed right on top of Smiley.

Trendy wolf-whistled mischievously.

"Don't forget to use protection, you two!"

Then he ran off with the remaining fairy cakes, never to be seen again.

Their faces were bright red as Smiley and Evelyn hasted to help each other up, quickly get out of their swimwear and pretend that nothing had ever happened.

Splendy bid farewell and made himself scarce. Of course, he also took the punch bowl with him.

BEN was hugging the carrot cake protectively and wouldn't let go. So Dark Link had to carry him back inside along with it.

One by one, the girlfriends left along with their respective pets.

L.J and Slenderman were carried inside by a whole bunch of Pokèmon. Their trainers were carrying armloads of snack bowls and glasses.

Sally gathered up whatever was left on the table and left for her playroom.

Everyone eventually left for their home, whether it be the underworld, the mansion or just plain old earth. Well, almost everyone.

Phantom lowered her iPad and let it rest against the dachshund that was lying over her stomach like a lumpy sash.

"Oh... Well would you look at that... They've taken all the food with them."

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A/N: I did my best, considering the circumstances,

My iPad 2 is starting to reach the end of it's lifetime, but I'm finding it difficult to adjust to the new iPad Air. Or more specifically; the note app.

Blank, white and plain is very different from yellow, lined and marker felt.

But anyway, I'm elated that we've reached 50K views!

Thank you to everyone who reads this story! Thank you so much!

I'm going to be taking a bit of a break this week. Not just from creepypasta, but from my whole writing in general.

I think I might still have a bit of leftover flu, feeling fatigued, sick, dizzy, cough-ey and having an odd craving for cheese toasties.

Did I mention that you're all awesome? And that I'd lavish you with gifts if I had the money and knew were you lived?

Lemme know your favorite parts of this chapter, and sorry if it was a bit disappointing! But let me know which bits you found funny, it makes me happy!

Ta-Ta! ~ TheNightPhantom