(I'm in a mood for something ridiculous and random so... Enjoy!)

Jeff the Killer

The setting for this particular scenario wasn't quite as expected.

It wasn't a park, it wasn't the house and it wasn't the mansion.

Instead, it was simply a lake.

No, not a lakeside. The actual lake.

Rain was falling lightly, the air was cold and the skies bleakly cloudy.

You emerged from the rippling surface, gasping for air.

"What the heck am I doing here?"

Jeff quickly popped out from somewhere close by, the water running down his pale face and dripping from his locks of black hair.

"Phantom wanted a scenario that takes place somewhere unique!"

"Who the hell is Phantom?"

D/N began doggy-paddling over to you, his/her tail wagging and slapping against the water.

Jeff shrugged his shoulders.

"Dunno. The author I guess."

All three of you just sort of bobbed up and down for awhile, unsure what to do.

"Well this is awkward..."

"Ow! My bum!"

BEN Drowned... In jiggly cheesy jelly cubes?

Classic little BEN... There's a reason why Jeff dislikes him sometimes... It's because he's also a mischievous little git.

The little elf looked around shiftily as he shuffled around the halls of the mansion.

In the name of all fangirls everywhere, he was determined to snap at least one picture of Jeff in a perverse way to post it online and get lots of likes on Facebook.

He snuck into his room and found the psychotic killer sitting on the edge of the bed, admiring his knife collection.

"Oh my precious little babies..."

He picked up his favorite one and hugged it tightly.

"You're my true love, well, apart from Y/N that is. But she's not too thrilled with the fact that she got bitten on the bottom by a leech from the lake."

BEN sprang out of nowhere with his camera held up.

"Hey Jeff! Say cheese!"

Jeff looked up quickly, his mouth opening in surprise.

Click! Click! Click!

"It's in the name of Internet popularity!"

With that, the little elf went running off.

A picture of Jeff, seemingly about to lick a gleaning knife, was an instant hit and BEN became popular once more...

Until Dark Link helped the killer release a counterattack video of BEN prancing around his room in his birthday suit, singing the Pokémon theme badly.

Dark Link

Darkness was propped up on your bed, reading a book.

You were determined to find out what those gangsters had done to overpower him so you resorted to desperate measures.

While in the kitchen making hot chocolate, you looked up and "discreetly" passed over a fifty dollar bill through the window.

The ghost of C/N poked his elderly head through and took it before producing a packet of rainbow powder from somewhere in his beard and tossing it over.

"Will this powder really make him truthfully tell me everything I ask?"

C/N gave a wise nod before fading away to return back to his place of deep mediation and spiritual enlightenment.

Just kidding!

The old ghostly cat eagerly headed off to the casino, exclaiming something that sounded like; "Grandpa's gonna get lucky at the slot machines tonight, baby!"

You poured all of the powder into a cup before hastily filling it with hot chocolate, removing any traces of particle from the rim and bringing it upstairs.

"Darkness! I've made something for you to drink!"

He lowered the book and accepted the glass.

"Thank you, Y/N. It's very kind of you."

You blushed and mumbled under your breath before sitting down on the edge of the bed.

Dark Link took a few gulps before lowering the cup.

"Do you need something?" He asked, noticing that you were still hanging around.

Hopefully, he had already had a high-enough dose.

"How... How did those men manage to hurt you so badly? Was one of them a creepypasta too or something?"

He flinched, as if recalling a painful memory. Which he was.

"They weren't anything special, Y/N. It's just that there was too many of them and after my sword was knocked away, I couldn't get it back in time."

"But why didn't you escape? Don't you know just how worried we were? How long you were gone? The author even managed to joke about me turning into a man!"

Dark Link looked at you oddly after the last statement but took another sip of the hot chocolate and continued.

"I wanted to but they threatened to go after you if I did. So I had no choice to but to stay and let them use me as a punching bag for the next half a week or so."

"Oh Darkness..."

"One of them seemed to always like kicking me around and pulling out my hair. I think Eyeless Jack ran off with his kidneys after they found him hurting me again."

He set the cup down on the night stand just moments before you sprang over and tackled him off the bed.

"Ooof!"

"Dark Link! How dare you almost die while trying to keep me safe! I could've fought off those... Those nutter-butters tooth and nail if I had to!"

Darkness managed a small smile and lifted his head up slightly to kiss you.

"I knew that but... All the same, I didn't want to even risk putting you in any sort of danger because I fell in love with you the moment I laid eyes on you."

"H-huh?"

"I made it impossible for you to beat me in-game on purpose so that you'd ask your boyfriend over and then asked BEN to make sure that the woman who he was secretly seeing behind your back would send a message."

He rolled you both around so that he was the one on top.

"I-I actually had a crush on you, Y/N... It always made me happy when you started playing the game again and well... If I thought that you might get close to quitting, I'd make an effort to let you get very close to beating me but not quite."

Dark Link looked so cute when he blushed.

You laughed and rolled your eyes.

"I should've known!"

Then you suddenly had an idea. If the truth powder did indeed take hours to fully fade, then you could use that time to pry out some answers, good and bad.

"So tell me this... During our date at that restaurant, was it you who tripped up that waitress and caused the pie to splatter all over my ex-boyfriend's face?"

He didn't remember any of his answers in the morning, but you sure as hell did.

Læughįng Jæçk

(Important disclaimer: I do not own Five Night's at Freddy's or any of its animatronics! And if you don't know what I'm talking about, this isn't gonna make much sense.)

L.J leaned back in the chair, looking rather bored as he chewed on some bubblegum.

"Well I guess if Y/N will be happy about me getting a job, then taking up this whole night guard duty thing should be worth it."

He checked the cameras to make sure that everything was in the right place.

"Meh. This is too easy! But these guys need to update their technology. BEN could probably do it for free."

Suddenly there was a phone message that began playing. (It's a bit late so I'll recheck the facts tomorrow because there's no way that I'm going on the wiki at this time of night and getting nightmares!)

The monochrome clown listened to it for awhile before cutting it off halfway though.

"Yeah, yeah. Thanks. Bye!'

Then he turned it off and sliced the cable to ensure silence.

L.J blew a bubble before arching forward until his swirly cone nose was touching the screen.

"Hey... Where'd the chubby bunny one go?"

He searched each of the cameras before finding it in a place significantly different from before.

"Yay! Giant haunted animal robots that can move around and will try to stuff me into a suit that'll crush my body into a pulp of mangled flesh and make my eyeballs pop out! This might be fun after all!"

The night was an breeze, mainly because absolutely nothing interesting happened.

Laughing Jack was still so entertained at the danger that Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria posed that he actually did turn up for the second shift.

He got comfy in the seat and casually began reading a magazine.

The phone line hadn't been replaced and his power wasn't being diminished due to the fact that he wasn't actually using any of it.

....

............

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When L.J finally did check the cameras again, he found that the curtains of Pirate's Cove were wide open and there was a sign saying:

It's me!

He could hear something running down the hallway.

The monochrome clown lowered the magazine and span around in his seat amusedly as an animatronic fox entered the room.

"Oh hello! You're the one with the funny jaw, Foxy I think your name was...? Phew! You stink!"

Foxy was extremely confused as he regarded L.J and wondered why the heck he wasn't freaking out.

Bonnie and Chica poked their heads around the door, wondering why there was no screaming.

Freddy also joined in on the whole "wondering why" business as he entered The Office, curious as to what was taking them so long.

L.J was unfazed by the eight pairs of eyes which were just... Staring at him.

"What?"

You see, the problem was that the animatronics couldn't figure out if the clown was actually an exoskeleton or not.

It was his claws, nose, teeth, wash of monochrome colors, odd choice of clothing and overall creepypasta-ness you see.

Eventually, they just sorta gave up as the clock rang six and trudged back to their places.

Laughing Jack completed all Five Nights without any issues and was handed his paycheck.

The only problem was that you weren't happy to learn that he had only earned a little over a hundred bucks for five whole nights of working the night shift at a haunted pizzeria full of huge killer animatronics.

At the Creepypasta Mansion...

Smiley yawned and stretched out, flinching as pain shot up from several places across his body.

"Ow! My injuries aren't fully healed yet after all..."

(Name) ran into the surgery, holding a giant box of chocolates, a bouquet of flowers and a smiley balloon.

"Smiley! Smiley! I had no idea that you'd been hurt by some crazy relative until Hoodie told me today! Are you alright?"

The not-so-good doctor looked surprised as he was showered with gifts and concerned questions.

"I'm going to be just fine, (Name). None of my vital organs were damaged."

It appeared that (Name) had been working near the penguins because she was still wearing a large black coat with a hood hemmed with fluff. Stylish and practical.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

(Name) sat down and insisted on hand-feeding him the chocolates, seeing right through his lies about not liking sweet things.

Smiley pretended that he was simply too tired to refuse but was secretly surprised that she was being so nice.

He could feel a delighted flutter in his heart that was simply too strange to describe. Sure, there had been a lot about it in the medical books but those had been just professional descriptions, not really the true thing.

Is this what love feels like...?

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A/N: No idea, Smiley. It'll be at least a few more years before I even start thinking about those sort of things

(Fifty more decades if Thio333 has any say in it, her words and not mine. Mother's have gotta look out for their children after all XD)

Strange that I'm writing a boyfriend scenario book when I don't even know what love is, isn't it? But that's how I imagine it to be so that's the way it's going to be.

And so I bring you the third chapter which was ever written solely on Wattpad and not in my iPad's Notes.

On a completely unrelated note, I just realized that there were some comments on previous chapters that I wasn't notified about and only discovered when I read through the whole book again to check for spelling mistakes. Odd.

Keep on commenting with any sort of feedback, witty humor or just general pickings of your favorite scenarios! Because every time I see that little red notification, there's a good chance that I'll get me motivated to at least start writing!

Thank you so much for all of the votes, comments, follows and adds to reading lists! Truthfully, I highly doubted that my writing would get any attention whatsoever but believe me, mum did. Go mummy power! Yeah!

Maybe all those episodes of Naruto (The latest anime series that I've been watching) has really given my imagination a kick-start after all because I'm writing a heck of a lot more than I've done in the past month (For a different unpublished and highly confidential story which I'm seriously considering to give permission publish only after I've died)

Whew! That was a long author's note!

So just for a quick recap of events, Jeff got teleported into a lake by unknown forces, BEN took a perverse picture and rose to Internet fame before plummeting spectacularly, Dark Link unknowingly drank a truth-powdered cup of hot chocolate and spilled out his darkest secrets and L.J got a job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria

Toodles!

~TheNightPhantom