(Okay, so there's a slight problem about the recent suggestions I've gotten. Although they're all fantastic, some don't really fit with one or two of the creepypastas. So, I'm going to use each suggestion right here and right now, one for each boyfriend. Cookies for all!)

Jeff the Killer

(Suggestion "He Goes to a Gay Bar by Katiekat1300. (:::))

You were walking D/N down the street, wondering where Jeff was right then.

"Maybe he's out killing people. Yeah. Blood flying epically, manically cackling, that sort of thing."

D/N just trotted along, keen on finding a good place to... Well...

Your thoughts about where Jeff could be gradually shifted to what was going to be cooked for dinner. Truthfully, you didn't want to eat any more ramen noodles that came in a microwaveable cup.

D/N abruptly stopped without warning in front of a fire hydrant. After it had passed the "sniffing test".... He/She started doing his/her "business".

You turned away awkwardly, only to realize you were standing in front of a bar which was well known to host an all manner of flamboyant men.

It then became painfully awkward. A twenty-aged girl like yourself, standing in front of a gay bar holding the leash of a dog which was peeing on a fire hydrant.

The scene was so hilarious that a passing truck hauling a giant television screen slowed down and the driver poked his head out to take a photo.

"Wait until Jeff sees this!" BEN laughed, mistakenly believing that wearing giant sunglasses was enough to hide his identity.

The blonde midget then retracted his head back inside and jammed a mop handle on the accelerator, since he couldn't reach the pedals.

The hotwired truck sped down the street and around the corner, its driver cackling like a lunatic.

You rolled your eyes and glanced back at D/N, who was still going.

"How much water did you drink this morning?" You asked with a groan.

Just then, two guys exited the bar.

This wouldn't have really grabbed your attention, had those men not been Jeff the Killer and Trendorman.

"What the fu-"

Jeff caught sight of you and froze.

Trendy stopped walking and looked over his shoulder. Then he saw your furious face, chuckled nervously and disappeared.

"JEFFY BOY!"

If people hadn't been staring before, they certainly were now.

Jeff spluttered, unable to form a comprehensive sentence. You on the other hand, were screaming at him at the top of your lungs.

"YOU'RE GAY? WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE GAY?"

"Trendorman insisted on dragging me in there because he wanted to show me some dude's outfit!" Jeff finally managed to wail before running all the way home without looking back.

Don't worry. The incident was soon forgiven, but not forgotten. You never let him forget.

BEN Drowned... In tragedy?

(Suggestions (Because BEN doesn't follow rules): "You Go Into A Coma" & "He Almost Dies, But You Save Him" by _DeathNote_ (:::) (:::))

The little elf sat by the hospital bed, bawling his eyes out.

"Oh Y/N! Y/N! Y/N!"

The lights flickered and one of them even blew a fuse.

Toby sat in a corner of the room, playing a sad tune on a violin which had come from god-knows-where.

The heart monitor slowly started declining as BEN leaned forward to kiss you.

"NO! Don't die, Y/N! Please don't leave me!"

Beeeeeeeep... The heart monitor stopped working. But the little elf didn't even consider the fact that he was making all the electronics glitch out in his anguish.

He threw himself upon the body and cried.

"I'm sorry for accidentally dropping that television on your head! I was just trying to steal it to sell for videogame money! Don't die in a coma, Y/N! DON'T DIE!"

Toby spoke up in a meek voice.

"B-b-but t-the d-doctor s-s-said s-s-s-she w-was j-j-just u-u-unconscious-"

"SHUT UP! THIS IS A DRAMATICAL MOMENT!"

"O-o-okay..."

Poor little Toby went back to playing the violin with a whimper.

BEN stood up and began a mournful march over to the open window.

He climbed on the windowsill and stood there, looking down at the busy street below.

"Without Y/N... There's no reason to go on anymore. Goodbye, cruel world!"

With that, the idiotic little elf jumped.

Toby dropped the violin and lunged forward to stop him, but he couldn't reach the window in time.

Luckily you did, having been woken up by the commotion.

BEN was hauled back up by the foot and dangled in front of you with a sheepish smile.

"Y-Y/N! You're alive!"

"Next time, don't drop a television on my head and then jump to conclusions, okay BEN?"

Dark Link~

(Suggestion "You See Him Naked" by Katiekat1300 (:::))

It was a peaceful day at the Creepynoodle Mansion. Mainly because most of the pastas were out. Otherwise it would've been a normal day filled with chaos, pandemonium and bloodshed amongst friends.

You trudged up the path and passed by Doctor Smiley, who was heading outside wearing something that wasn't his doctor uniform for once.

"Hey Smiley. Are you going out somewhere?"

"Carnival and then dinner," he said dismissively, hurrying his pace with a blush on his cheeks.

You shrugged at his odd behavior and figured that it was another date with his girlfriend. Smiley was always so shy and avoiding of the topic, mainly because L.J wouldn't shut up about it.

"Hey Smiley! I thought you said you weren't boyfriend material?"

"So are you heading out on a date tonight, Smiley? Don't forget to tip the waiter!"

"Two tickets to the cinema premiere of Fifty Shades of Grey? Oooh la la~"

"They aren't mine, you perverse clown! Evelyn bought them as a gift for her married friend's anniversary and
asked me to take care of them for her!"

Poor Smiley.

But anyway, this isn't his scenario, it's Dark Link's. So less about the not-so-good doctor and more about Darkness himself.

Hey, speaking of which...

Dark Link ran down the stairs with nothing but a towel around his waist.

"Come back here, BEN!" He shouted.

The mischievous little elf jumped onto the coffee table and shook his bottom around, holding all of the stolen clothes tightly.

"Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah~"

Darkness snatched a nearby vase which... Had been chillin' out nearby for some reason and lobbed it at his head.

BEN ducked and giggled as it broke through a window.

"Missed!"

He hopped down from the coffee table and ran right out of the door just as you opened it.

You watched the crazy blonde midget rocket down the garden path with something that looked a lot like a pile of clothes.

"What the- Darkness?"

Dark Link turned bright lilac.

"Y-Y/N? I-I didn't know you were visiting... Ehehe..."

Then the towel's knot unraveled and caused it to slip off.

"Ohmygod!"

You turned away as quickly as you could, turning bright pink. Hey, pink and purple. You two were meant for each other!

Darkness quickly pulled it back up with a yelp of alarm but the damage had already been done.

Laughing Layton

(Suggestion: The Swirly Lollipop Factory Gets Hit By A Tsunami And Everybody Dies by The_Ghost_Of_Issac.... I'm just messing with you guys. You Cuss "Someone" Out by Kyrako-chan (:::))

You and good ol' little L.J were at the candy store, once more emptying out Slenderman's life savings on candy.

"Are you sure that Mr faceless isn't going to track us down and yell at us?" You asked worriedly.

"Don't worry about a thing, Y/N! You can't be unhappy in a candy shop! And besides, he thinks that I buy all of this stuff to kill people with and any candy I eat was paid for out of my own pocket~" L.J said brightly, adding another large swirly lollipop to the basket.

"Okay, okay..."

You both proceeded to the checkout counter. L.J even got a discount because he practically funded the store with his bulk candy purchases. Which really raised two questions.

1: Exactly how much money did Slenderman actually own?

2: When would the faceless creepypasta finally realize that no killer in hell nor earth would EVER need that much candy just to lure children into their carnival with?

Heck, there were even some adults who would follow a strange clown who had "serial killer" practically written on his face if offered quarter of L.J real candy stash.

"Just these for today! And I'll be buying your entire stock of (favorite chocolate name) too for this charming young lady!"

The male cashier nodded and quickly shuffled to the back in order to radio backup in transporting all of the candy.

You blushed.

"You think I'm charming?"

"No. But I had to make sure he knew you were mine 'cause that cashier was staring at your boobs."

There was an awkward silence in which your gaze turned into a venomous glare.

L.J scratched his head.

"Did I say something offensive?"

With a snake-like hiss and agility that would've made Orochimaru want to learn your jujitsu, you pounced on top of him.

"Offensive? Offensive? You little- *BLEEP!* *BLEEP!*- Dare you think- *BLEEP!* - Am charming enough to- *BLEEP!* *BLEEP *BLEEEEEP!*" (Censored for excessive cussing)

Meanwhile, on the local bridge that conveniently has to be crossed to by couples under the moonlight...

Evelyn came to a halt the middle of the bridge.

Smiley stopped walking and looked over his shoulder.

"Are you alright, Evelyn? You've been acting strange ever since we left the restaurant."

She didn't respond but looked down at the peaceful water, which flowed with only the occasional ripple on the surface.

"Smiley..."

Concerned, he went to stand next to her.

"Did I say something that hurt your feelings over dinner?"

Evelyn looked up, tears welling up in her eyes.

"N-No... No, Smiley... You were the most sweet and sensitive guy I've ever met..."

The not-so-good doctor held her hand and looked out at the river.

Fireflies were beginning to emerge from the surrounding forest, lighting up the watery path with soft glows.

A full moon had risen in the sky.

"I don't like seeing you sad. Please, will you tell me what's wrong?"

The wind rushed by, raising up a large ripple in the smoothly running water below.

One of her glistening tears fell and diluted the ripple as it passed by.

"W-When I went to beat up your brother for what he did... He... He said that I'd kissed him two times before, thinking it was you...."

"You went to beat up Smirky just for me...?"

"I'm s-sorry! It just feels so wrong that I kissed your brother and it feels like I-"

Smiley suddenly pulled her closer to him and gave her a kiss under the moonlight. 'Cause it always happens under the moonlight. And I just spoiled the mood with my needless narrating.

When they broke apart, he looked straight into her eyes with a smile.

"How many times did you kiss him again?"

"T-twice..."

Without another word, he leaned forward and kissed her again, only for longer this time.

"There. That should make up for it."

Evelyn jumped into his arms and hugged him tightly.

"Smiley... You're one of the only people I know who cares... I'm just so happy that that weird guy with the blue mask decided to steal my handbag or else I never would've chased after him and bumped into you!"

"I'm glad that L.J dumped the responsibility of taking care of that penguin on my shoulders or else I never would've been running down that street in the first place."

Weird guy with a blue mask...? That sounds a lot like Eyeless Jack. I'm going to have a little word with him... Later.

"Hey Smiley? Are you booked for any late-night surgeries or anything?"

"No. Why?"

"My friend gave me the entire first season of CSI but I've been too scared to watch it alone... I'm kinda scared of blood and stuff."

"You want to have a midnight marathon of television watching, despite the fact that the average person should be using that time to sleep?"

"Oh, well it's okay if-"

"I'd be delighted to!"

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A/N: I have no words to say except... I hope this wasn't disappointing and I hope you guys are gonna keep coming with those suggestions!

Something is wrong with my notifications because it doesn't always notify me if someone has commented on chapters of my story. Nevertheless, it's always a great surprise to find comments that I didn't even know were there on earlier chapters.

So spread the word! Tell your creepypasta-crazed friends about this book! We're already at 20K and I'm beyond overjoyed!

Stay awesome, you guys (and gals!).

And to Thio333, I'm not planning to stop that prank involving setting Orochimaru as your iPod background constantly. I'll just find more images of him, only shirtless. This is my revenge for a non-existent injustice done in a previous life.

Ta-Ta!

~TheNightPhantom