[ Since a lot of people requested this, here's a self-regenerating cookie for all of chu! (.:::.)]
Note: These girlfriend names are purely for the author's convenience.

Jeff walked around the room in a circle, lighting dozens of candles with his precious lighter. After they'd provided an ample glow, the crazy killer returned to the center.

There was a large hexagram symbol chalked across the gritty redwood floor. He sat cross-legged on one of the triangles and fidgeted uncomfortably.

"I can feel splinters poking up my pants..." He grumbled under his breath.

"Shut yo mouth," BEN whispered, putting on an unexplainable accent for unexplainable reasons.

The flames crackled and swayed. Shadows encircled everyone, danced noiselessly over them. Jeff, BEN, Dark Link, L.J, Smiley and Slenderman.

"Hush now, children. We must wait in silence." No question as to who that was.

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"Are we done waiting now?" L.J asked impatiently, swiveling a swirly lollipop stick between two claws. The rest of the lollipop had disappeared into his mouth awhile ago.

Before the faceless creepypasta known as Slenderp could answer, the door swung open with a crash - leaving a giant crack in the wall behind it.

"Your messenger has arrived! Bow before me and bust out the apple juice!"

Phantom came trooping inside. Smirky was there too, and he was wearing a very long stripy scarf. It wrapped around his neck thickly and trailed on the floor.

Behind them was a single-file line of all the girlfriends. Then it was D/N. Lastly, the ghost of C/N.

Jeff hastily rose to his feet and bowed before his girlfriend. Then he remembered that he was her boyfriend and quickly straightened up to give her a kiss instead.

"Y-You're the only one who ha-has my heart, Yzen! You know that, r-right? Hehehe..." He looked nervous.

"Yulynn! I missed you! Did you bring my yum-yums?" BEN asked eagerly, jumping straight into his girlfriend's arms.

Dark Link embraced Yven with open arms and a warm smile. He looked a little too eager to please. One could only wonder why *cough* last chapter *cough.*

And lastly, L.J scooped up Yvion into his arms and twirled her around with a heartfelt laugh. "My sweet gummy bear! It's wonderful to see you again!"

With all the gooey-gooey-lovey-dovey reunions finished, they all sat down in a circle and Phantom began handing out all the snacks. "This celebration is gonna be awesome!"

"Where's Evelyn?" Smiley enquired, snapping on a fresh pair of surgical gloves before he would go anywhere near the bowl of crisps that BEN was grudgingly offering.

Actually on that last statement, allow me to correct myself. BEN was grudgingly holding the bowl. Yurlynn was the one who actually handed out the contents of it.

"She didn't wanna be part of the celebration," Phantom shrugged, fiddling around with the straw of an apple juice carton. Then she speared it right through.

Jeff looked oddly uncomfortable and shuffled to the other side of the hexagram while nervously laughing. Yzen crossed her arms and gave him a very knowing look.

Smirky covered his face with a hanky and sneezed loudly. One, twice, thrice in rapid succession. "D-Dammit..."

"What's wrong with you?" Someone asked suspiciously. I say someone because Phantom wasn't paying attention to anything except her apple juice at the time.

"It's none of your business," the illusionist creepypasta deadpanned. He looked pale and sickly - though the center of his face was flushed bright scarlet.

"He caught a cold!" Phantom announced loudly, then hunched over her apple juice and started doing things on her tablet. BEN wanted to see, but she wouldn't let him touch the screen with his snack-infected fingers.

The ghost of C/N floated by and used his telekinetic powers to lift up most of the good stuff. Mainly the red wine. Which had been brought by Darkness.

"This might sound weird but um... Why are playing truth or dare here? In a cave? Fifty feet underground?" L.J questioned, in between snuggling Yvion close to his nonexistent heart.

Everyone paused for a full two minutes. It was very awkward. Then someone clever managed to come up with a reason that made sense. "Well you see... We're hiding."

"Why?"

"Remember what happened last time we had a celebratory chapter?"

BEN decided to take it upon himself to dramatise this statement by making a windmill gesture while going whoosh. Then the motion of rubbing his belly while parodying a doggy paddle.

"Oh."

Phantom threw her carton of apple juice at Slenderman's head. It bounced off with a thunk and went tumbling off to places unknown.

"Can we just cut to the chase already? My readers wanna see some dares taking place, and they wanna see it now!"

"-Don't you have any sense of pacing?" Smirky sighed, drawing his knees back. His voice sounded raspy from whatever sickness he was infected with. Smiley's germaphobic tendencies were going into overdrive.

Phantom responded with a shrug, then turned on a flashlight and chucked it in the general direction of everyone else. Jeff caught it.

"How are we going to decide who goes first?" He asked with adorable innocence. His girlfriend was giving him the evil eye. Then she spoke up.

"I'll go first, Jeffy boy. Truth or dare?"

"H-Huh?"

"Truth or dare?" She pressed on, leaning in closely with a sadistic grin on her face. Time for some fun.

The cray-cray killer turned visibly red. Without a doubt, his corrupted mind was visualising all the Zalgoawful things that could happen.

"T-Truth." Poor, poor Jeff. He thought he could outsmart her. Judging by the smirk that began forming on Yzen's face, he was sadly mistaken.

"Alrighty then, Jeffy boy. What's your opinion on yaoi about yourself?"

A chorus of ooohs' bounced around the cave. Jeff became flustered and blurted out a poorly thought out response. "D-Depends on who's in it!"

Then his psychotic little brain caught up with him.

"W-Wait! No! That's not what I-"

The damage was done and a piece of his social reputation died. Phantom snickered and motioned for them to get on with the show.

And so Jeff turned sharply to the first person he saw. In this case, it was Dark Link. "Darkness! Truth or dare?"

"Dare," he said simply, leaning back to give his girlfriend an apologetic kiss. It was almost as if he knew it was going to be something degrading to his character.

"Get on one knee and propose to BEN!" Jeff proclaimed smugly. Whether this was some kind of revenge for a previous injustice was unclear.

With a long, long sigh, Dark Link unwillingly broke away from his giggling girlfriend's grip.

There would be a lot more hilarious detail about how this happened, but the author has no desire to have his sword pointing anywhere near her apple juice supply.

After Darkness had complied, he solemnly passed the flashlight to L.J. "Truth or dare?"

The monochrome clown fished out a chocolate coin from nobody-knows-where and flipped it. It landed on tails.

"Truth." He replied monotonously, slicing the wrapper open and breaking the delicious chocolate in half to share with Yvion.

"Do you or do you not wear makeup?"

"... Sometimes."

Dark Link looked strangely relieved and uttered something about finding all sorts of weird things in the clown's closet. L.J didn't particularly care about anything except getting his claws on more yum-yums.

"Smiley? Truth or dare?" He asked cheerfully, then bit into a toffee apple and began crunching loudly. Much to Smirky's disgust, naturally.

The not-so-good doctor looked panicked for a second, possibly imagining all sorts of horrific accidents that could happen during such a game.

"Er... I... Umhm... T-Truth?" Please don't mention the reunion, please don't mention the reunion...

"D'ya have any other secret siblings that we should know about?" Now L.J was swiveling a swirly lollipop inside his mouth. Where the swirly lollipop had come from was a mystery.

"No! No, of course not! Don't be ridiculous. My parents were symmetry freaks - worse than Death The Kid! One set of twins was quite enough for them, I assure you," Smiley blurted out all in one go.

While the not-so-good doctor paused to take a breather, Smirky began getting up. Phantom unsuccessfully tried to yank him back down. "And just where are you going?"

"Somewhere that doesn't hold a group of idiots who pose a threat to my core intelligence."

"You're not even gonna stay for the movie marathon afterwards? Jump off your high horse and sit in the mud for awhile - it's good for you!"

"Your poor metaphor makes as much sense as that cat over there," Smirky drawled, jabbing a thumb over his shoulder in the direction of C/N's ghostly figure.

The elderly feline was halfway through his second bottle of wine, already curled over on his back and hiccuping while drinkehing the rest like a milky bottle.

Phantom turned her attention away from that abomination of nature rather quicky. "You don't wanna stay for longer? Even after I took all that time and trouble to draw a picture of you? Pffft."

That made him freeze in his tracks. "Picture?"

"I knew you didn't like being drawn, so I did it anyway. Don't worry - I made you look extra adorable!"

"A-Adorable?" Unmistakable horror was creeping steadily into his voice.

"Uh-huh. And unless you sit back down, I'll show it to everyone you hate!" Phantom cackled, looking gleeful at her newest method of blackmail.

Everyone else had been following the flow of the conversation with interest (and semi-full tummies). And they all gave a chorus of nods when it was due. Smirky was hasty to sit back down.

Smiley decided that it would be best if the game ended soon. Whether this had anything to do with all those horrific scenarios running through his head or not was a mystery.

"S-Smirky? Truth or dare?" He asked, avoiding eye contact at all costs.

"Um... Dare?"

Taking a deep breath, Smiley made his next words bold and clear. "I dare you to take a massive multi-flavoured tub of ice cream to the author and the reader."

Um... Yes. As much as I'd love to continue this, I can't. I'm busy eating chocolate ice cream. Here comes yours~

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A/N: 10/10, most sucky ending and chapter ever. But I'm falling asleep so I had to end it quick! Inspiration to write is coming to me far and far between, unfortunately. Blame the stress of real life. :/

Toodles~
TheNightPhantom